Date – 13 October, 2025
Run – 2350
Hare – Hot Rocks
Venue – Mackay City Bowls Club
Hashers: 32???
Hashers out of the woodwork…30-32 past and present Hashers convened in anticipation of AGPU at the Mackay Bowls Club.
I lie. They convened in anticipation of FGAFF.
“I’m the live hare,” announced Hotty and he led us all (well 2/3s of us or so) on a merry chase to he and DT’s stomping grounds for some excellent Hash Piss. Well lubricated Hashers hit the bar in droves on our quick return. A rowdy circle was called and duely facilitated by our history-less Monk. Many down-downs included a huge circle of returned runners, (not sure if they’ll be returning, but) and nearly twin birthday girls. We’ve all definitely heard better jokes, but someone definitely appreciated Christian/Christine.
Nosh was announced and consumed with great camaraderie before the serious business of AGPU began. It was a painless procedure due mostly to behind the scenes negotiations on the Goose Ponds last week. More importantly, perhaps, the annual awards were proclaimed:
Short-cutting Bastard went to Zorro for his dash to the Cooroy at Run 2340.
Best Run was all Blurry’s for his memorable efforts at our Away/Celebration Run.
Worst Nosh was indisputably Prick’s prize.
Shortest run went to missing in action (get better soon) Fork.
Longest run was won by Juice who accepted her prize with this comment…”We’ve all become a bunch of Sooks”.
Best Nosh was all Flaps’s!
A new award, Most Exotic Executive Lunch Experience, went to Golly (and we’ll never forget why.)
Finally, Most Runs went to Pench, despite his motorcycle adventuring.
To top off the night, the new committee was formally presented to the ragged cheers of pissed Hashers. Congratulations to the new team!
New Committee below
