Run Date: 23/02/2026
Run No: 2369
Hare: Golly & Raggedy Ann
Venue: 4 Trochus Court, Shoal Point
Hashers: 21
21 aged weary Hashers and Shocker in his brand-new Toyota Hi lux work vehicle made their way to the Sands Of The Northern Beaches to Golly & Ragged’y place at Shoal Point. 6 o’clock came around and the main topic of conversation was where is Termite with the Hash Piss? At around 6.10pm Termite rolled in and Golly called everybody out front into the cul-de-sac where he gave run instructions. We set out towards the tip of Shoal Point but turned left towards the park and on to the beach. Due to the recent rain two small streams running were onto the beach but were able to hop skip jump to keep the shoes dry. One group followed the arrows up the rock wall while another group walked along the beach to Shoal Point’s newest housing estate/ motor park to meet Golly at the piss stop. Due to the lack of housing and building activity the area has become a haven for 4wd drive vehicle drivers and off-road motor bike riders as well as a Harley rider using the straight road into the area as a drag strip. I reckon he was doing over a 100mph after leaving the motor park. I still can’t believe how many 4wd vehicles and motor bikes were in this area just on dark on a Monday night.
It was on home after the piss stop where Raggedy brought out the party pies, sausage roles, chips, bikkies and dips while Golly fired up the BBQ making plenty of smoke keeping the mozzies at bay.
Smut called the circle and gave us information on beer statistics, apparently Czechoslovakians were the thirstiest, drinking the most beer and Australia rated around 19th I think. Charges were given followed by a few jokes . Snot was charged for trying to cut off his finger in a bench saw to get out the jobs Insex had lined up for him to do for her birthday bash. Fork and Screw were welcomed back as returning runners. Sausages, fried onions & salad were served up followed by Tim Tams. Before too long it was 9-30pm so the remaining Hashers said their good byes and headed for home. Matches was right we hit the Rural View traffic lights and it started raining.
On On Daffodil on behalf of Tonguer.
Next Weeks Run is from Tonguer’s place, 12 Hill End Road, Glenella
2nd Run Report
I’m writing about this run for Tounger. Apparently, he is a much better house builder and Land Rover mechanic these days than a wordsmith.
Seeing how I missed the run it was judged that I was in the best person to do the report. Don’t know how this comes about but I am writing slowly as I have 1 hand outta action due to a fight with a bench saw.
It all happened about breakfast time Sunday, blood everywhere and I just knew that a bandaid wasn’t going to cut it. Off to the hospital we went where we sat till teatime whereupon the nurse replaced my paper towel bandage with a better-looking bandage. I was given some good drugs and antibiotics in the meantime.
Come back tomorrow at 7.30am for surgery. Well apparently, a finger has low priority compared to broken arms and legs. At 4.30pm I was wheeled into the theatre. 4 attempts to get a canula in, 3 lots of needles to deaden the pain for the procedure (same as was done on Sunday) well all was good then the gas flowed, fluids went in, I was smiling for the first time in 36 hours. In recovery I was fed and watered.
Insex picked me up and off to hash I went. I arrived in time for Raggedy’s dips, party pies and sausage rolls. Hash piss was on , but not for me. Circle called by our monk, run was judged as good, got the customary free drink. Apparently, I got a drink for attention seeking. There were jokes and other down downs but the drugs I was on caused me to forget. Golly cooked snags, Raggedy brought out the coleslaw and potato salad, bread and rolls and other stuff.
Not long thereafter I was in bed.
So on on to Hillend Road Glenella for a great run to be hosted by Tounger
Love Snot
