Run Date: 01/11/2020
Run No #2141
Hare: Daffodil
Venue: 17 Tropical Ave Andergrove
Hashers: 28
The motley crew of hashers slowly but surely strolled in by 6pm for run. Some looking very dandy with their hats and fascinator’s. Runners/walkers and others gathered out front for directions from Hare Daffodil. Others stayed to help with prep and beer testing to ensure it was fresh, cold and suitable for the runners when they returned.
Sweeps for the big race were sold, drinks were drunk and bullshit was flowing freely. Circle was called, Smut had memory lapse on historic events, we all suitably happy about that. Down downs were handed out to:
Daffodil for his shit hot run
Streaker and Teflon for forcing Donny and Penny to wait to take a dump, until they got to venue, Delicious backyard.
Delicious for forcing Distillery to mow the lawn with scissors so as not to be have a beautiful rose garden like Tonto and Lassie. She got another one cant remember. Not sure to many Hash groups get away with charging the GM, MH3 breaks all the rules that aren’t rules.
There were others but can’t remember them. A few jokes were told. None by Knothead surprisingly.
The never ending circle went on and on, the second stage being awards for the year.
Dummy Spit – Delicious
Shittiest Trail – Half a Boat
Longest run – Screw
Best Nosh – Fork
Caterer’s Award – Flaps
Johnny Young Talent Award – Blurry
Hash Tart of the Year – Maneki Pussy
Virgin Hare Overachiever Award – Hard Drive, Rarebutt and crew.
Wettest Run Award – Streaker
Best Brew Award – Top Knot and Wheelie
Santa Life time award – Golly
Delicious gave a brief Hash Treasury report. Balance to be handed over to next committee is $4000 plus.
The circle was suspended so some vote buying and rigging could be organised, hash nosh was devoured and drinking vessels replenished.
Smut declared all mismanagement positions vacant, nominations and voting took place and the new crew were sworn in, GM – Delicious , On Sec – Fork , Hash Cash – Flaps, Monk – Smut, Monkee – Zorro, Hash piss – Wheelie &TopKnot, Trail Master – Daffodil, Hash Horn – Lassie, Choir Master – JCF and Haberdashery – Corgi.
A decent rendition of hash song was sung, circle closed.
