Run Date: 2/03/2026
Run No: 2370
Hare: Tonguer
Venue: 12 Hill End Rd, Glenella
Hashers: 16 or 17 + 2 little Hashers

We were the last Hashers to arrive at Tonguer’s place to see an RACQ vehicle with lights flashing was parked at the entrance to his driveway. Wondering who was in trouble we later found out somebody (Snot) had locked the keys in their car.

Run instructions were given and we headed off along Hill End Road to Davey Street under the overpass, around the streets, water ways and drains to arrive at the park on Smuts street for a Hash Halt. Corgi and U-Turn mentioned the dead fish on the side of the pond on Northview Gardens coming up to the Northview Park. They weren’t smelling yet. It was on home along Bradman Drive and back out onto Davey Street, past the hall and we were ready for our first beer. But no, the Hash Piss car was locked. Termite eventually arrived and apologised for he had left it opened but cars these days automatically lock if unattended. A down down for Termite not knowing this.

Smut started the circle with history lesson on wine consumption. Was it America that consumed the most by volume? Portugal No 1, most wine consumed Per capita, 61.1 litres, Australia No 11, 24.5 liters? and now wine consumption is less by the public. Cost of living getting too high?. A few charges were given and jokes were told.  Corgi was charged by Zorro after getting excited after giving an explicit description of a cow she had milked earlier in the day to get milk for the new born calf which the cow had rejected. Termite for thinking he had left the piss car unlocked for the front runners. Tonguer was charged by Snot for not having any nibblies.  The hash song was sung and Wendy brought out the chicken bake which hungry hashers devoured followed by Bread & Butter Pudding with custard which was enjoyed by all. Well marked run and good company again. Thanks Tonguer & Wendy.

On On Daffodil & Corgi.

Next Weeks Run is from Col Story Park, City Gates

Run Date: 23/02/2026
Run No: 2369
Hare: Golly & Raggedy Ann
Venue: 4 Trochus Court, Shoal Point
Hashers: 21

21 aged weary Hashers and Shocker in his brand-new Toyota Hi lux work vehicle made their way to the Sands Of The Northern Beaches to Golly & Ragged’y place at Shoal Point. 6 o’clock came around and the main topic of conversation was where is Termite with the Hash Piss? At around 6.10pm Termite rolled in and Golly called everybody out front into the cul-de-sac where he gave run instructions. We set out towards the tip of Shoal Point but turned left towards the park and on to the beach. Due to the recent rain two small streams running were  onto the beach but were able to hop skip jump to keep the shoes dry. One group followed the arrows up the rock wall while another group walked along the beach to Shoal Point’s newest housing estate/ motor park to meet Golly at the piss stop. Due to the lack of housing and building activity the area has become a haven for 4wd drive vehicle drivers and off-road motor bike riders as well as a Harley rider using the straight road into the area as a drag strip. I reckon he was doing over a 100mph after leaving the motor park. I still can’t believe how many 4wd vehicles and motor bikes were in  this area just on dark on a Monday night.

It was on home after the piss stop where Raggedy brought out the party pies, sausage roles, chips, bikkies and dips while Golly fired up the BBQ making plenty of smoke keeping the mozzies at bay.

Smut called the circle and gave us information on beer statistics, apparently Czechoslovakians were  the thirstiest, drinking the most beer and Australia rated around 19^th I think. Charges were given followed by a few jokes . Snot was charged for trying to cut off his finger in a bench saw to get out the jobs Insex had lined up for him to do for her birthday bash. Fork and Screw were welcomed back as returning runners. Sausages, fried onions & salad were served up followed by Tim Tams. Before too long it was 9-30pm so the remaining Hashers said their good byes and headed for home. Matches was right we hit the Rural View traffic lights and it started raining.

On On  Daffodil on behalf of Tonguer.

Next Weeks Run is from Tonguer’s place, 12 Hill End Road, Glenella

2nd Run Report 

I’m writing about this run for Tounger. Apparently, he is a much better house builder and Land Rover mechanic these days than a wordsmith.

Seeing how I missed the run it was judged that I was in the best person to do the report. Don’t know how this comes about but I am writing slowly as I have 1 hand outta action due to a fight with a bench saw.

It all happened about breakfast time Sunday, blood everywhere and I just knew that a bandaid wasn’t going to cut it. Off to the hospital we went where we sat till teatime whereupon the nurse replaced my paper towel bandage with a better-looking bandage. I was given some good drugs and antibiotics in the meantime.

Come back tomorrow at 7.30am for surgery. Well apparently, a finger has low priority compared to broken arms and legs. At 4.30pm I was wheeled into the theatre. 4 attempts to get a canula in, 3 lots of needles to deaden the pain for the procedure (same as was done on Sunday) well all was good then  the gas flowed, fluids went in, I was smiling for the first time in 36 hours. In recovery I was fed and watered.

Insex picked me up and off to hash I went. I arrived in time for Raggedy’s dips, party pies and sausage rolls. Hash piss was on , but not for me. Circle called by our monk, run was judged as good, got the customary free drink. Apparently, I got a drink for attention seeking. There were jokes and other down downs but the drugs I was on caused me to forget.  Golly cooked snags, Raggedy brought out the coleslaw and potato salad, bread and rolls and other stuff. 

Not long thereafter I was in bed.

So on on to Hillend Road Glenella for a great run to be hosted by Tounger

Love Snot

Run Date: 16/02/2026
Run No: 2368
Hare: Matches
Venue: 2 Glenwood Park
Hashers: 20

There was a scotch flavoured piss stop, definitely high octane.

The circle was held with the usual bullshit, charges and jokes

The nosh was buns, corned beef and salads followed by chocolate coated paddle pops

I went home shortly thereafter.

It rained but it was a good night

Next week’s run is at 4 Trochus court. Shoal Point.

On On SNOT on behalf of Golly n Raggedy

Date – 09/02/2026
Run -2367
Hare – Juice & Termite
Venue – Carbeen Street Park, Andergrove
Hashers: 19

Yes, we definitely needed to bring our:

• Insect repellent,
• Umbrella, Yeah, no
• Torch/light

As advised by Juice, in last weeks run report.

An interesting walk past the Cricket Pitch, onto bitumen streets, past Andergrove State School and ventured through Morag McNichol Reserve for the Piss Stop, this is where the torch was needed, getting dark in the undergrowth of the trees and mozzie heaven. Termite’s Mother, Morag McNicol always wanted to see a section of the family property in Andergrove saved for nature conservation, and the area was named in memory of Mrs. McNichol.

Back on home to Carbeen Street Park for nibblies and drinks, fun facts about something, which I can no longer remember, Circle with some jokes, charges, and 80^th ??  Birthday Chocolates for PENSIONER. Interesting photo from Pensioner, from days gone by, his younger self with 2 lovely Harriettes passed among the Hashers.

Hot Pot Stew and potatoes for Nosh, followed by cupcakes, with icing and 100’s and 1000’s. How nice was that.

See you, Monday night at Andergrove once again.

On On, Matches.

Run No #2366
Run Date:  02/02/26
Hare: Harbour & Mrs Appeal
Venue: Camilleri Park, Blacks beach
Hashers:     20

At 6.00 pm the pack set off from Camilleri Park.  Unfortunately, the scribe for this week’s run was well south of that site but managed to navigate to the starting point at 6:10.  (Blacks Beach has changed dramatically since the early 1970s). Knicka Licka was riding shotgun so pointed us in the general direction.  Walking over the low bridge thru the scrub is enjoyable and puts you in a good mood.   At the skate park the teens wanted to know if we were part of the runners or had we already lapped them. “Which way did they go and don’t give me the wrong direction”. After some time we met up with Raggedy Ann, Fork and Screw.

Starting to sound like the Chicken Little story. They also gave us directions. As we puffed up the hill we met the pack just moving off from the drink stop. Daffodil sounded the horn lest our hearing was better than our eyesight. Considered throwing myself across the road in front of Mrs Appeal’s car but she would not be deterred from setting up for supper.

The run was clearly marked and easy to follow, a hill to walk up and down.

Obviously everyone was in a mellow mood back at the starting point, lounged back in their chairs with a drink and enjoyed the sea breeze after a warm day. It seemed like it was a Methodist young ladies picnic because no one stirred. But a spoilsport broke the spell and soon Shocker was barking out the charges.

The circle heard a few jokes, a clean one drew a lot of laughs, Fork & Screw were our returning runners. The GM and former GMs had a drink again together – forgotten why. The food presented was filling and very tasty.

NEXT WEEK – Reminder: Carbeen Street Park ( Banksia Ave turn left into Honeysuckle St)

• Insect repellent
• Umbrella
• Torch/light

On on

Juice

Run Date: 26/01/2026
Run No: 2365
Hare: Committee Run
Venue: Surf Club Park, Mackay Harbour
Hashers: 13

A small group of intrepid hashers headed to the beach for a fun filled evening. After feasting on beer and Vegemite sangers the festivities started with a game of Bocce with the hotly contested final won by Piccolo. The Thong Toss brought out fits of laughter as well as a few kind swear words to egg on the lazy few that tried their hand. Piccolo threw a phenomenal length (measured by Harbour and Tarzan) of 19.9 metres. Raggedy Ann demonstrated a new thong idea and a bunch of willing hashers tried their hand at balancing a beer can on aforementioned thong over a distance of some 60 metres or so with the fastest time being the winner. Snot was BOOED! Very loudly with his effort of squashing the can and holding it on the thong with his thumb!!!! Mrs Appeel was the eventual winner with a speedy time of 1minute 19.66 seconds.

Frivolities aside and Golly and Snot took on the chef duties for the very welcome snags. Salads and bread rounded out the feast with a grand finale of pavlova and lamingtons. Circle held, jokes told, mossies swatted by the hundreds and soon it was )On! On! after last drinks called.

Mrs Appeel.

Next week’s run is from Camilleri Park, Blacks Beach

Run No:   2364
Date:         19/01/26
Hare:         Prick
Venue        1 Kenzey Street, North Mackay
Hashers:    approximately 20

We assembled at Pricks abode in anticipation of a thrilling evening. At 6.01 pm we were given directions that it would be a short run.

This apparently pleased several but not as much as The Beerhunters as the Bowls club was only 300 meters away. The pack ventured West and the Beer was to the East. In the interests of journalism I decided to cover the Beerhunters journey.

The were thrilled to discover that membership lasted 3 years here. So it wasn’t long before the drinks flowed freely. Food was ordered by the GM as she is gluten intolerant.wine and more beer was consumed before the return to venue.

I made enquiries regarding the run which was met with little response. I had to wait till the circle when Tarzan announced that it was a shit hot run.

The circle resulted in a few jokes, a few fines, no returning runners although Uturn IMO should have been fined. The GM and former GMs had a drink for fu.. knows why. She should have been disciplined for forgetting the cutlery tho.

At this point I should point out there were no party pies but a spaghetti conccuction which tasted real nice.

NEXT WEEK our first committee run on Australia Day weekend. New start time 4 pm for a 4.30 start.

The eastern end of the Harbour Park

Expect sausage sizzle, Vegemite sandwiches, Tim Tams
Games
Beer, wine, and bikkies
Wear some Aussie gear and wear thongs

On on
Snot
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Date – 12/01/2026
Run -2363
Hare – Snot & Insex
Venue – 19 Tern St, Slade Point
Hashers: ?

The weather had been threatening all day and it was possible that there could be a deluge on the Hash run. However it held off and the run was a leisurely pace around the Slade Point streets. There were no set marks so the pack was under the direction of the hare. The pack was split as some returned to home early.

Back in Tern street the walkers ate biscuits, dips and nice meatballs. Usual chitchat before Zorro took over Smut’s role in guiding the night’s proceedings. Tarzan was also absent so others stepped up to start the ball rolling.  Gravel Rash was welcomed back as a returning runner. She has an upcoming birthday and Golly was sternly put in his place for trying to muscle in and collect his birthday dues.

A welcome meal was enjoyed by all: corn meat, potato salad and two other dishes.

People then chatted amongst themselves then headed home.

Juice

Run Date: 05/01/2026
Run No: 2362
Hare: Pensioner & Mango
Venue: John Breen Park, North Mackay
Hashers: 19

Twas a night to remember mainly because of the millions of blood sucking mossies. And Pensioners statement it was to be a live hare. Said to myself Pensh is lucky to be outta sight after an hour on a dark night but his co-hare Mango stepped up to the plate to help out.        

This is where the Beerhunters amongst us decided they will be gone for ages so Zorro and Snot took off to the Kooyong in a commandeered vehicle. But I digress, the peloton headed off toward the Goosies, surprise, no piss-stop no hills, no shiggy, Tarzan and Insex did a loop around a big tree and returned to the venue.        

The Beerhunters returned and at least 1 hasher was happy to see us back, her special brew was in the commandeered vehicle. After much fuss things returned to normal as we awaited the circle.   Zorro, the stand in monk took charge and duly delivered charges, took charges from the floor, jokes told etc. circle closed song sung then into the food.

Mango did two wet dishes; one had mangoes as a principal ingredient. Very nice too. We had to dodge a few showers and after a bit we all headed off home.

On On 

 Snot

Next week we all gather at 19 Tern Street Slade Point.

Run Date: 29/12/2025
Run No: 2361
Hare: Zorro
Venue: Glenwood Park, Andergrove
Hashers: 19 

19 sturdy walkers gathered at the private road that leads to Zorro/Matches private abode among the giant paperbarks leading down to McCready’s creek, which in turn housed an upside down and therefore dead crocodilian. Many hashers were sitting on the deck looking at the pool, and wondering if Zorro had turned the weather cool enough to stop us jumping into said pool, and possibly pissing in there.

Anyway…. Zorro called us forth and pointed out some chalk arrows. 7 of the

19 in attendance set off on the trail, whilst the SCB’s headed straight back to the beer. The walkers encountered Zorro’s private army of plovers who screamed merrily overhead and herded us along a few Andergrove streets leading us back from whence we came.

Bikkies n beer later Zorro the hare also became Zorro the monk in the absence of the real monk.  Thankfully Zorro had no history lesson, so moved on to charges (about 3, can’t remember) and jokes (about 3, again can’t remember) and a down down for returning/visiting hasher Chuck. And so…. On to the tucker. Zorro, always a stickler for exact amounts, produced 19 burgers for 19

peeps….. well done, no leftovers that way. More drinks were drunk, more bull talked until the heard started to wander off.

And so ended hash for 2025. See y’all in 2026,

Pensch.