Run Date: 1^st Aug 2022
Run No #2179
Hare: Knickerlicka
Venue: Dolby Court, Nth Mackay
Hashers: 11

Nika Run

Well marked run, 11 Hashers, spicy hot food.

The jokes around circle were great.

 On On

Half a Boat

 

 

Great weather, great place to hang out and Santa even visited. 

                               

Run Date: 11.07.2022
Run No: 2177
Hare: Blurry
Venue:  Peel St, Mackay
Hashers: 26

Well it’s that time of the week again so the Hash rabble assembled on the dark side of town at the abode of Blurry to see  what was going to transpire this week  It took a little time for every one to arrive because there were quite a few visitors and returning runner’s but eventuality every one was assembled so the hare gave out the instructions for the trail  “its around the block and if its not long  enough then do it twice”  FAT CHANCE 

It seems that Blurry  has lost the art of trail setting not only did he have F A chance of a marked trail.

Hashers running/walking past the esky  he also told the truth about  the trail  no hills  no mud no water and its around the block  Bloody hell what has happened to the good old fashion art of Bullshit 

Once back the usual assault on the esky  was performed with gusto  and the art of Bullshit was resurrected with such enthusiasm it almost made up for the hairs lack luster effort    It took a little time for the Monk to quieten the mob but he eventuality got the circle started   After the usual history lesson and some serious competition from splinter groups he got on with hash business  The usual suspects were given down downs some very unusual jokes surfaced and then the largest mass down down group of returning or visiting runner’s and anyone else who had farted  in the last month (except golly) organised by the only person with the lung capacity to be heard over the rabble our GM delicious 

With the circle done and dusted and the song sung out came the the Hash nosh  now let me mention this in dispatches  The food tasted great so everyone got stuck into it in record time and with much appreciation BUT  I hear from my greeny  friends a serious malfunction occurred this week in Mackay with a sudden increase in methane production that has punched a hole in the ozone layer  It seems that a larger than normal consumption of lentils has taken place resulting in increased flatiulating & No 2’s  

Well once again it has come to the time of the evening when all old Hashers are thinking about their warm beds and Piccolo has finished eating so the great exodus begins  and in no time at all we have all pissed off leaving the hares to clean up 

C U next week 
On on  
Nicka

Run Date: 04.07.2022
Run No: 2176
Hare: Fork
Venue:  80a Maple Drive
Hashers: 10

What a shitty night. Rain. Wind. Freezing cold.  But at least we had 10 runners with the intestinal fortitude to actually turn up and face the daunting prospect of a run in abysmal conditions.  The numbers were low but not in fact a record low. Perusal of the records showed that on Monday May 22, 1983 there were only 8 runners. But run we did. 

At 6.11 pm the 10 braced themselves with multiple layers of thermals, weatherproof jackets, beanies and  large umbrellas.  As the rain was torrential and showed no sign of easing the runners took of along the driveway, and were met with a total lack of marks on Maple Drive; apparently the run had been set in chalk and was no longer visible. Duh!  A discussion was then entered into and a majority decision reached;  we went round the telephone pole at the front gate and returned down the driveway to the shelter of the back verandah and the comfort of the esky.  It was noted that Corgy was seen to take the short cut and didn’t go round the pole!

Then followed the Club Song sung first, a few charges , a couple of jokes and then a great feed-  nibbles, chilli con carne and rice, bread and butter,  chockie bikkies and a few more drinks.  Then it was time; I could hear the electric blanket calling . It was a no brainer; I went home. 

Cheers . Prick.

Run Date: 27.06.2022
Run No: 2175
Hare: Pensioner & Mango
Venue:  12 Douglas Cres., Rural View
Hashers: 22

 

A solemn group of 22 hashers , rocked up to the White House on the Hill, sans packing boxes. Do your own f×××××g packing Pensch.

Hare called us to attention and announced some bullshite about introducing envelope runs to MH3 from this venue and proceeded to hand out his last 7 envelopes for the final run at this venue.

So on down hill we went, to first stop and got next directions, and so it went till all returned, to drink, talk crap and have some nibbles.

Circle was called, history lesson had, down downs for Hare, Fork, 2x Zorro and visiting runner- ‘Pissing in Action’ from Hanoi Hash. Some good jokes were told, some rehashed and some piss poor. Song was  sung and circle closed.

Tasty nosh of sausages, rissoles , oinions and potato bake was demolished. More piss drunk and crap talked, all went home happy little hashers.

Thanks Mango & Pensch.

 

 

 

 

Run Date: 20.06.2022
Run No: 2174
Hare: Prick
Venue: Gooseponds behind Nth Mackay Bowls Club
Hashers: 18

A hash gang of 16, or was it 17…18… buggered if I know. A bunch of us gathered at the BBQ behind the bowlie, from where we could safely scowl at the assembled ducks n gooses, who, in turn wondered what tasty delights we may have, but weren’t quite game enough to risk a savaging from MiniDog, Blurry’s faithful protector.
Prick gathered us all together and announced the trail was set in chalk, just before the rain… and so it became a live hare follow me type of thing. After traipsing around the goosie area we found ourselves back at the main drag, only to realize Prick had given us the slip and disappeared into the night. Undeterred, we battled on, finding the steepest parts of Nth Mackay, before eventually finding our way back to the beer, which had been delivered by Topknot & Wheelie, who then both departed claiming to be too sick to stay.
Prick produced bikkies and cornchips n dip, which would have been good if he’d remembered the dip. Into the car and off home he went, triumphantly waving dip upon his return.
Bullshit was chattered, until The Monk called us to his history lesson, which covered several centuries of happenings, none of which were important. Hare Prick was called forward for a drink, followed by another for some unforeseen infraction, followed by another for another infraction, at which stage Prick thought it would be prudent to stay there.
Maple had a drink for something… can’t remember…. Some other drinks may or may not have been drunk….. can’t remember that either. Some jokes were offered, and a story or two from Flaps. Circle closed and it was time for Prick to deliver his world famous Chicken Bone Stew, which turned out be 2 trays of pies n peas. Followed by store-bought banana cake, followed by jelly beans and choc sultanas. Was almost a return to childhood.
More banter was bantered, before the mob broke off and wandered home.
All told, it was a great way to spend a chilly eve.
Next week, for possibly the final time…. It’s OnOn to The White House On The Hill, which you can buy if you wish, as we is sneaking off to a new abode.
Bring a packing box and we’ll see ya there.
Pensch 

 

Run Date: 13.06.2022
Run No: 2173
Hare: Tonto
Venue: St Bees Ave, Bucasia
Hashers: 18

Cold. Clear. Full moon. The big girl blouses’s stayed at home near the heater and Mummy; the real Hashers appeared at Bucasia and took on the very demanding run set by Tonto.  WE all took off from the venue; plenty of chalk marks, not a hill to be seen, no water, no mud, hold ups due to serious roadworks, a piss stop late in the run organised by Lassie, and still most of the runners took the sort cuts!  I really don’t understand what is going on. Are we a running group, or are we a drinking group? Seems to be neither!! 

Back to the venue; some nibbles, a few drinkies, the circle and a few jokes , a few charges, a history lesson extending from 1775 to the present day,  and then a great feed of cottage pie and stewed sausages. A bit of yap, a few beers, a laugh or two and then on home to the Boss. 

Great night.

Cheers. Prick.

Next run:  BBQ area at the Gooseponds behind Goosies. 

Run Date: 06.06.2022
Run No: 2172
Hare: Daffodil & Corgi
Venue: Park @ Far Beach, opposite Citi-beach Volleyball, Petrie St, South Mackay
Hashers: 15

 

15 hashers gathered for our 2072 run set by trailmaster Daffodil at far beach (illawong)  park.

The run was originally to set by Golly, however he had a bad case of the lurgi so was unable to set it.

The music was supplied by the beach volley ball arena, plenty of rock and roll, which set the scene for a rollicking run.

The run was set in chalk and was clearly marked (apparently) as everyone made it back safely after a wander around the streets off East Mackay.

There were a few noticeable absentees , the monk, the monkee and the choir master, so we had to make do with the circle being run by the GM and the songs led by Blurry with the aid of Tarzan.

The hare received his down down for the run, charges were made, jokes told and finally the song was sung with not too much gusto as the wind was a bit on the chilly side.

Metro a returning visiting runner made an appearance and Nicker Licker received a T-shirt for his 500^th run. A great effort Nicker.

See you at Lassie and Tonto’s run next week, St Bees ave Bucasia fur run 2173.

Just a reminder about the over 100kg run, it will be at Delisssssshhhhs place on the 19^th of June, wear you t-shirt and be prepared for a pie and beer.

The Xmas in July  party is up and locked in so make sure you have booked in to the Barra Club.

 

On on till next week.

flaps

Run Date: 30.05.2022
Run No: 2171
Hare: Smut
Venue: 57 Bradman Dr. Glenella
Hashers: 10-20

Hi all.

Some 10-20 hashers all arrived at our Monks pleaser house for his run.

In dribs and drabs some parked out back others out front time was ticking

Than we  all headed out front  the hare gave us the usual bullshit marked

In chalk on left not in middle off road no hills and maybe PISS STOP.

Off we headed following  Marks .The hare came along to mage sure we did not

Miss the piss stop down all the streets in the area . Half way  some hares forget to

Look for marks and went there own way the rest stuck with the Hare well he know

Where PISS STOP was. Corgi went off in front  scared lost and didn’t  have a clue were

She was. We all made it back home thirsty as fuck no PISS STOP we were all fooled.

Not a long run as the crows fly but a good walk on the ground.

Nibbles were brought out before history  class  circle called. No charges from Mystery

Bus trip we all had such a good day. Jokes are getting a bit light on Flaps had a story

Returning runners TK  T Something cant remember Raggedy Ann. Deliciousssssssssssssssssssssss

For her failed attempt to start fire no fire badge for brownie tunic need some lessons

From Corgi. Song sung with a proxy stand-in for Pensioner Circle Closeddddd’

Food came out very nice don’t know what it was but went down very well  than

Brown & white Tin tans. Stood round fire burning more off Corgi special wood which

She keeps in case we run out talked more bull shit than we all drifted home to take a Rat Test.

On on

Golly

Run Date: 23.05.2022
Run No: 2170
Hare: Zorro
Venue: 70 Satellite Cr, Mackay Harbour
Hashers: Solid Gathering???

 

• Solid gathering turned up to Zorro’s place – don’t know how many
• Surprise appearances by Streaker and Blurry plus dog
• Vague, misleading run notes issued by Zorro, apart from the advice that it only took him 15 minutes to set
• Bunch of whinging pricks struggled their way to the top of Mount Basset lookout hoping to snare a piss-stop – no luck
• Followed same path home
• Appetisers served including Matches legendary salmon dip
• Circle called. Following history trip, Zorro received multiple charges plus Streaker got in on the act by trying some sort of miss-guided attempt to get Raggedy Anne involved in the circle via mobile phone.
• Wasn’t long before Streaker was in the centre of the circle taking her returning runner charge along with Blurry
• A welcome flurry of jokes, got so busy at one stage, there was a waiting line – Golly experimented with something in the obscure space.
• New runner, Casty, introduced by Zorro, took centre stage for his two seconds of glory before consuming the customary down-down
• GM put out a last ditch call for Mystery bus candidates – feel free to make up mind at last minute – plenty of seats
• Executive lunch venue announced, plus next week’s run at 57 Bradman Drive, Glenella
• Zorro excelled with a hearty pea soup complimented by a sausage casserole consumed around the first fire pit for the year
• With bellies full and more than enough bullshit expelled, participants mizzled off home.