Run Date: 23.11.2020
Run No: 2091
Hare: Wombat
Venue: 8 Hokin Street, Glenella
Hashers: 26

 

Turned up at Wombat’s and found that for the second week in a row we were not the first to arrive (No i wasn’t waiting for Piccolo to finish her lunch she found other Girlie things to do that murdered time schedules) . The rest of the rabble wandered in until we numbered 26 by the time we started on the run. We shuffled out on the same path as Wombat’s last Ultra marathon, which caused a few rumbles from the back of the pack, but she lulled us into a sense of false hope with a sharp left heading towards “Smuts” old stamping ground. But NO! we ended up on a tour of the cleanest and best manicured drains in Mackay, before we ended up on the On Home    

The circle was called by  the Not so honourable  Monk. who then proceeded on his rendition of a history lesson on what happened around the state, country, and the arse end of the nearest -planet in the next galaxy, in year run number minus one thousand.  Finally the hare was told to drink for setting the run and for forgetting how to set a check. Delicious for taking months to find the right colour (which doesn’t exist) shorts just for her 400 th run.  Jokes from the gay virgin and Old Italian and what happened after that I don’t know because i was talking 

After the Hash song sung and circle Closed, a great hash nosh was served & devoured and a few more drinks until  hash piss took them away.

Something else happened that night but it wasn’t worth remembering so I haven’t

 0n on

 Nicka
PS please brink a chair next week because I 0nly have 4

Run Date: 16.11.2020
Run No: 2090
Hare: Wheelie & Top Knot
Venue: Shoal Point , Beachway Park
Hashers: 27

 

27 intrepid hashers turned up to an awe inspiring venue, beside a lake and great covered bbq area. Run started a little late,  we had to wait for Wheelie and his carers to make their grand entrance.

Top Knot called the called for order and gave run directions and off we all trundled. That is all excluding U-Turn who over achieved and ran. The trail was on pathways and road so

Wheelie could follow trail . We found a piss stop, with a warning the Sangria was very potent, Wheelie being in charge of the brandy bottle was very inaccurate with his measuring. It was on home from there.

The circle was called by  the honorable Monk. A run report was called for, U-Turn gave a stride by stride description of run, taking so long that we were all yawning by the end as it was so exhausting listening to it. The hares duly took their down down. More down downs were hand out to returning runners U-Turn and Matches; Smut and JCF for not attending important Hash meeting;Tonto and Piccolo for Hashy Birthdays; Zorro for his 400^th run.

Jokes by shared by Tounger and Flaps. General bussiness discussed , Hash song sung and circle Closed. Great hash nosh was devoured and more pissed drunk and bullshite talked. Then it was on home to bed.

 

Fork

 

Run Date: 9th November 2020
Run No #2089
Hare: Tonguer
Venue: 12 Hill End Road Glenella
Hashers: 26

26 hashers gathered at the residence of Tounger in Glenella’s hill end road. The run was marked in chalk and we were off. Starting with a steep incline to tease us with the thought of a challenging run, we were quickly set onto a steady flat surfaces remaining.

 

Returning back, congratulations were in order to McFanny for officially becoming an Australian!!

 

The circle commenced lead by JCF, jokes were thrown about. Pensioner managed yet again to pull some laughs about his a two Italian friends… this time without even having a joke to tell. Impressive nonetheless!

Charges given out all round. One particularly to half a boat for either being too brave or too blind for walking straight past the snake in the middle of the path while others cautiously went around. Another horrible attempt at singing before stuffing our faces with food and more beer.

 

Home made wood fired pizza’s and Australian decorated desserts set a high standard for the hash grub.

Definitely a great night!

Thanks

 

Topknot

     

Run Date: 2nd November 2020
Run No #2088
Hare: Baagoose
Venue: 21 Park Street, Mackay
Hashers: 21

21 Hashers assembled at the appointed venue in expectation of a challenging and
interesting run. Fat chance! BG gave the instructions re the run; set in chalk and lime;
no hills; no mud or water; no piss stop; absolutely sweet FA.
After the guiding instructions we headed East on Park Street but a quick look over the
shoulder revealed 3 errant Hashers heading West on a beeline to the boozer. Not stupid
those 3!
Off we went through the Queen’s Park, across the oval, through the renovation area,
along the streets of East Mackay. Then through a few more streets and back to the hash
venue.
A few drinks. A sale of Sweep tickets for the Melbourne Cup. A circle which produced a
lot of sound but very little signal. The usual, followed by the worst rendition of the Hash
Song. Ever. We really need the services of the coaches from ‘The Voice’.
Great Hash Tucker followed- curried sausages and Araldite rice. A few more beers. A lot
of yap. And on home to Mummy.; Great night.
Next week: Tonguer. Hill End Road
On On.   Prick.

Run Date: 26^th October 2020
Run No #2087
Hare: Fork & Screw
Venue: 80a Maple Drive, Andergrove
Hashers: 16

RUN REPORT FROM BAAGOOSE

 The band of fearless hashers gathered slowly at the domicile of Fork and Screw in drizzling rain. Those who came prepared clutching umbrellas – so much for fearless hashers -who wants to get wet – maybe the rain will cause the colours to run on our colourful t-shirts.

 Anyhow, we are sitting round talking hash bullshit when Fork/Screw announced that there was no marked trail, so those who are inclined can go for a walk. – Not even a live hare to give some direction.

 After a short time, Flaps turned back. JCF and yours truly turned back to keep him company in the event of a mishap. Fortunately all was well, so we had a very short trail.

 As the pack trailed in, we all sat around and talked hash bullshit and munched on some munchies, until the Monk called for a circle.

 Run number 2087 – so what happened 100 runs ago. Jo Bjelke stood down and Mike Ahern became premier.

 Top Knot was called upon to give a run report. As expected: hills, hills, hills.

 Charges.

 Screw for hare, JCF gave us a new song.

 No more charges from the floor.

 Charges from the AGPU. Reportedly JCF was swept out the door with the trash clutching?? Bottles to a waiting taxi. Who knows what happened from there?

 Jokes.

 Pensioner told one of the endless stream of jokes from Flavio and Fulvio.

 Baagoose told the story of the three rats, followed by a joke about a small Italian wedding.

 With no further entertainment, discussion re executive lunch. Taylors at 12.29.

 Some discussion about international grandparents???

 Hash song.

Circle closed 7.14. 

Run Date: 19th October 2020
Run No #2086 AGPU
Hare: Live Hare
Venue: Mackay Bowls Club Nebo Road 
Hashers: 27

Awards presented:- 

1. Most eventful run….Picccolo 
2.  Swan Dive Award -Nicka 
3.  Ernest Hemingway Award – Smut 
4.  The Balls Award – Distillery
5.  Bestest helper – Raggedy Ann 
6. Our real live Santa Award – 
7. We don’t travel that far on our holidays – Matches @ Ball Bay
8. Thanks Bro  – Tarzan
9. Dirty Old Man Award – (later in the evening) went to Prick

New committee elected:- 

Run Date: 12th October 2020
Run No #2085
Hare: Daffodil & Corgi
Venue: Illawong Beach Park, BBQ area next to Citibeach Volleyball
Hashers: 20

 

20 exuberant hashers piled out of their modes of transport (some in better condition than others
– Yes, Hashers and Vehicles) and started making their way towards the BBQ area, fighting against
the 50 knot sea winds, trying to blow them all away.
Many stopped to read the memorial, picture taken on a much nicer day.

 

 

But I digress, some just wanted to see if they could steal the flowers!
Corgi called everyone up to pass on the directions for the run, all markings are on the right. But
some said yeah except for when they are on the left. Daffodil interjected that they would then
be working backwards….
On On to wherever they went, leaving Delicious wrapped in Raggedy Anne’s doona, looking like
“Sitting Bull” keeping guard of the various items and chairs left scattered around.
On their return, some with their shoes full of sand. Dips and crackers were provided, and then
the circle was called by Tar Boy.
Run report given by someone who arrived with Top Knot & Wheelie, I think he was from
Argentina, who stated “It was good” which still received the shitty trail song.
Jokes by Tounger, Pensioner and others. Charges to Jenny Craig’s Fucked x 2 from Zorro for
misdemeanours from the weekend at Kinchant Dam (something about a Toothbrush, but I don’t
think we want to know)! No notable achievements to report and no Birthdays. Executive Lunch
was decided at Harrup Park at 12:29PM. A call for a volunteer to write the Hash Report? Only
Zorro, who said he would do it, but I don’t think he actually meant write anything, but we will
see. Prick kindly offered after the circle, but it was already too late by then.
Don’t forget the AGPU next Monday – Run #2086 at the Mackay Bowls Club, Nebo Road at $15.00
for everyone. All positions for the new Committee will be up for grabs. Hash song sung, circle
closed.
Hash Nosh was Curried sausages and potato stew with rice and bread & butter. Followed by Tim
Tams, I even witnessed someone making a Tim Tam sandwich….. Who knew!
Then the food was put away faster than Piccolo could eat. I think Corgi must have been on a
promise lucky girl, and we all were home before a quarter to nine.
On On to the AGPU

    

9-11 October 2020

What a Dam good place to have our Social weekend where 37 Hashers had a ball! Great weather, great location, great company.

Few photos from along the way, not in any particular order!

Thank you to all committee for organising and others that helped along the way to make it such a successful weekend. Long live HHH!  

 

    

 

  

Run Date: 5th October 2020
Run No #2082
Hare: Paw Paw/Screw
Venue: Jaycee Park Bedford Road Andergrove
Hashers: 25

 

We arrived to find a good number of Hashers already at the park. Maybe because since Paw Paw has to be in bed by 8pm for a 4am rising. 

We followed Prick around the round about but no Tounger he was recovering after a weekend in the bush. Parking was limited but we all soon found a spot. Wheelie and Top Knott brought a couple of virgin runners Lisa and Mario.

Screw was called upon to announce the run and he was going to be the live Hare for the night. We headed down Bedford road a couple of blocks to cross over before the lights and down to the walk way to Domino Crescent/ Woodlands Park which we followed around past McFannys and Paw Paws wee hooses. JCF was late in starting but ran past the Hare which was down down material. All dwindled back and Paw Paw was pulling out chips and dips and some lovely looking cup cakes for desert. A special cream cake we found out in the circle was for Paw Paws birthday. Tarzan called the circle and jokes and stories were told. Paw Paw and Screw took their charges for the run and a welcome drink for the virgin runners. Flaps was rewarded for his 600^th run with an embroidered hat and McFanny with a 200^th run embroidered towel. Our song was sung and two pots of a sausage and vegetable  curry was quickly devoured followed by the cup cakes and cake. One cup cake wasn’t enough for Prick he had two. They were very tasty with the chocolate dollop on top. Tummies full we headed home by 830pm.

 

 

  

 

On On

Corgi & Daffodil

Run Date: 28th September 2020
Run No #2082
Hare: Mango & Pensch
Venue: 12 Douglas Crescent Rural View
Hashers: 20