Run Date: 30.05.2022
Run No: 2171
Hare: Smut
Venue: 57 Bradman Dr. Glenella
Hashers: 10-20

Hi all.

Some 10-20 hashers all arrived at our Monks pleaser house for his run.

In dribs and drabs some parked out back others out front time was ticking

Than we  all headed out front  the hare gave us the usual bullshit marked

In chalk on left not in middle off road no hills and maybe PISS STOP.

Off we headed following  Marks .The hare came along to mage sure we did not

Miss the piss stop down all the streets in the area . Half way  some hares forget to

Look for marks and went there own way the rest stuck with the Hare well he know

Where PISS STOP was. Corgi went off in front  scared lost and didn’t  have a clue were

She was. We all made it back home thirsty as fuck no PISS STOP we were all fooled.

Not a long run as the crows fly but a good walk on the ground.

Nibbles were brought out before history  class  circle called. No charges from Mystery

Bus trip we all had such a good day. Jokes are getting a bit light on Flaps had a story

Returning runners TK  T Something cant remember Raggedy Ann. Deliciousssssssssssssssssssssss

For her failed attempt to start fire no fire badge for brownie tunic need some lessons

From Corgi. Song sung with a proxy stand-in for Pensioner Circle Closeddddd’

Food came out very nice don’t know what it was but went down very well  than

Brown & white Tin tans. Stood round fire burning more off Corgi special wood which

She keeps in case we run out talked more bull shit than we all drifted home to take a Rat Test.

On on

Golly

Run Date: 23.05.2022
Run No: 2170
Hare: Zorro
Venue: 70 Satellite Cr, Mackay Harbour
Hashers: Solid Gathering???

 

• Solid gathering turned up to Zorro’s place – don’t know how many
• Surprise appearances by Streaker and Blurry plus dog
• Vague, misleading run notes issued by Zorro, apart from the advice that it only took him 15 minutes to set
• Bunch of whinging pricks struggled their way to the top of Mount Basset lookout hoping to snare a piss-stop – no luck
• Followed same path home
• Appetisers served including Matches legendary salmon dip
• Circle called. Following history trip, Zorro received multiple charges plus Streaker got in on the act by trying some sort of miss-guided attempt to get Raggedy Anne involved in the circle via mobile phone.
• Wasn’t long before Streaker was in the centre of the circle taking her returning runner charge along with Blurry
• A welcome flurry of jokes, got so busy at one stage, there was a waiting line – Golly experimented with something in the obscure space.
• New runner, Casty, introduced by Zorro, took centre stage for his two seconds of glory before consuming the customary down-down
• GM put out a last ditch call for Mystery bus candidates – feel free to make up mind at last minute – plenty of seats
• Executive lunch venue announced, plus next week’s run at 57 Bradman Drive, Glenella
• Zorro excelled with a hearty pea soup complimented by a sausage casserole consumed around the first fire pit for the year
• With bellies full and more than enough bullshit expelled, participants mizzled off home.

 

Run Date: 16.05.2022
Run No: 2169
Hare: Flaps
Venue: 17 Jarrah Street, Beaconsfield
Hashers: 22 

22 hashers attended the run #2169 for Mackay Aye Hash.

Hare Flaps had an envelope run arranged for our encouragement. Off we went into the yonder, to find to turn left?

SCB, the walkers, and high achievers all made the loop back home. The usual procedures followed, pay the $$, enjoy the appetizers and drinks of ale and cider. Alas! The beer was diminishing quickly. Top Knot’s duty called upon asap to re-stock the sorrowful esky.

Entrée of gourmet Tomato Soup, followed by the traditional Circle called and GM charged again. 2 weeks in a row now.

Main course delivered a selection of Mango and Apricot Chicken on fettucine, along with Sweet & Sour Pork on rice. Love your work Flaps.

On home shortly after, with next week’s run at Zorro’s. 

Weather forecast for the weekend is drizzling rain.

The Caravan and Camping Expo this weekend at the showgrounds, Barnesy has Covid and Legends on the Lawn has been postponed to 27 August.

Voting on Saturday for the Federal Election.

On On,

Matches and Zorro.

Run Date: 09/05/22
Run No: 2168
Hare: Prick 
Venue: Under Southern end of Ron Camm Bridge,
access by dirt road @ Northern end of Hume Street, West Mackay.
Hashers: 19

With rain threatening 19 brave hashers gathered at clubhouse number 2 under the Ron Cam bridge. The last time I remember being there, was during a cyclone it was wild and woolly. Luckily there was no cyclone (weather cyclone or hasher Cyclone). It has changed a bit since then, civilized walkways and fences so we couldn’t park under the bridge and keep the rain off.

Rarebutt and Titanic had a bit of trouble with the exact location, even after Delicious gave them a map, and specific instructions on how to get there from Caneland car park, however they eventually found their way to the start.

Pensioner was no where to be seen, apparently he didn’t want to get his Merc dirty, or to disappear down a pothole. Hash piss also had some trouble finding the run site as well and everyone was in a panic, no piss but to the credit of Maneki Pussy the piss arrived safe and sound

Prick called the pack to order and swore there was a pisstop,  unfortunately a few missed it apparently, so missed out on a top brew, well according to Prick.

There was a total lack of light but Flaps came to the rescue with a light and a table so everyone could see each other, although Rarebutt and Titanic lurked in the shadows, couldn’t quite see what they were up to.

The trail meandered along the path and with a bit of luck everyone  managed to find their way back to the on on where Prick had heated up some potatoes with butter and garlic, but no fucking salt.

The hare was given his just desserts. Charges were made down downs consumed,  jokes were told with tounger telling two jokes both were quite amusing.

The nosh was served, pies, peas and tomato sauce, Prick obviously spent hours in the kitchen making them, or was it chef four-n-twenty. Everyone stood around talking and consuming their pies. It then started to spit rain so everyone thought it was about time to leave, Prick and tounger stayed a bit longer but even they succumbed to the weather and headed off home

On on to next Monday at 17 Jarrah Street Beaconsfield, for what could be the last time. Flaps

 

Run Date: 02/05/22
Run No: 2167
Hare: Nicka
Venue: 1/6 Dolby Crt North Mackay

 

No run report this week 

Run Date: 25.04.2022
Run No: 2166
Hare: Delicious
Venue: 117 Tropical Ave Andergrove
Hashers: 19

Well we all know whose run it is Just take one look at the sky, but even with it looking as black as a witches tit, 19 intrepid / stupid hashers turned up, for a run of undetermined length, because either the rain washing any marks away, or  Delicious bring three sheets to the wind after Crystals dawn service run  was not game to bend over to place them there. But one must give credit where credit is due because she spent a lot of time holding up the corner post of the veranda, presumably to protect us from the rain that didn’t fall until we were safely under cover.

The run, well what is there to say it was the shortest run ever but it still managed to get almost everyone lost and if it wasn’t for the hashers uncanny sense to be able to sniff out where the esky is some of them would still be out there   Very Thirsty

One advantage of a short run is that U get more drinking time before the bloody Monk interrupts us to regale us with one of his history lessons. Be assured I have duly noted this and will be taking the appropriate shorter approach to run setting next week     ???

Now onto the circle; the hare coped one for the run and one for hanging passionately onto quite a large pole.  Prick for a returning runner. and I think others but I was at the esky getting a drink because I drank the other one during the history lesson Then 2 naming Queen Bee  was dethroned and became Maple syrup and the Argentinean whose name I cannot pronounce let alone spell is now pussy fucker

There were a few jokes but the standard is declining. come on U lot circulate around town and pick up some new material.

Delicious presented the nosh and the sea gulls swooped followed by the quieter sound of munching and slurping AND finally the gentle patter of rain falling on the roof. The quieter sound of contented conversation ebbed and flowed till it was shattered by “Last Drinks Please” then the scramble to the esky soon after the sound chairs scraping and being folded as the intrepid faded into the evening thus ending the festivities

ON  ON

Nicka

PS  I was not the last to leave as I didn’t have to wait for Piccolo to finish eating,  

 

 

 

Run Date: 18.04.2022
Run No: 2165
Hare: Fork
Venue: 80A Maple Drive, Andergrove
Hashers: 20

 

Who would have thought there was so many hashers doing nothing on an Easter Monday Public holiday!  All 17 arrived in dribs and drabs chaffing at the bit to go for a walk or did they come to eat Screws 70+2 Birthday Cake, which  is probably more likely.

Our Hare Fork, called “Are We” which eventually created some kind of movement towards the driveway and out to the road.  Explaining that she had set a trail, but it was washed away by the rain, so it was to be a live hare run.

On there return we were joined by Joe, visiting from Capella (Fork’s Brother), yet another one looking to eat birthday cake.  Nibbles was 2 elaborate boards filled with cheeses, salami, dried fruits, dips, and a variety of crackers.  After these were completely devoured, and quite a few drinks later.  Smut gave the 5-minute notice that the circle would be up.

The Hare was sung the usual “SHITTY” Trail song, not enough hills, not enough sand, too long, not long enough blah blah blah.

Charges for Tarzan, first for charging JCF for a hat, then it was decided it was a cap, then realised he stuffed up and could not charge JCF, who quickly reversed it.  Then Tar boy again, with wishing Knicker Licker Happy Birthday when he arrived instead of Screw. Maneki Pussy just for being Japanese and having an unusual thirst for Guinness beer.

Returning runners included Flaps, Mariano and Knot Head. No name Joe gladly took one as a visitor.

Flaps told us a little story about his days selling door to door, which prompted Tonto to tell us about a stall at the Seaforth markets selling whips, which turned out to be selling cameras loaded with porn…..

Knot Head’s joke complete with props and actions, being an umbrella bang bang your dead gun, and his impersonation of a tank.  Yes, you had to be there, but I am still in shock, he actually made people laugh.  Which was rewarded with a down down and then copped another for spillage of beer on the couch.

Screw and Fork were both charged with Hashy Birthdays, Fork’s was last week, but had said nothing. 

Hash song sung and the Circle closed, we were then served cold chicken, ham, salads and rolls, followed by the long-awaited Birthday cake, which didn’t disappoint.

I reminded everyone about the Mystery Bus Trip on Saturday the 28^th of May, we need heaps more bums on seats for this one, so get your money in and come and enjoy a momentous day.

 Also, if you wish to participate in the Over 100kg Run 11 (Virtual) to be held on Sunday the 19^th of June 2022 please let me know. $35.00 buys you a Goodie Bag, which includes your very exclusive 5XL shirt.  So you can be a fat bastard and eat pies and drink beer on the day, and send a photo to the Over 100kg Run Facebook page.  We have 6 registered from Mackay so far.

See you next Monday for Anzac Day either at 6:00am for Mackay Full Moon Breakfast at Crystal’s abode or 6:00pm at 117 Tropical Avenue, Andergrove (that is if I am still upright)?

On On

Delicious

Run Date: 11th April 2022
Run No :2164
Hare: Tarzan
Venue: 4 Evans Ave North Mackay 
Hashers: 24

As another Monday evening descended on us, 24 eager Hashers gathered at Tarzan aka Tarboy and U Turn’s humble abode in Nth Mackay. The over riding factor of the night was, Wheelies 40^th bday, he turned up early with his side kick Maneki Pussy, the excitement was the hash piss was early also. 

Six pm came and the hare was casually putting on his shoes, so we waited while he chatted and put his shoes on.

When ready Tarboy called us to attention, the run was sent in chalk and on the right-hand side. If there were no marks, they were washed away in the scud of rain that came through at 5pm. Poor excuse, he just didn’t steal enough from the school. Tarboy, you have to put marks down so they can be washed away. Full marks for piss stop brew, then on home. It was noted that a few hashers lost trail very quickly, sniffed out the pub next door, as you do, dropped in and held up the bar for a short while.

Nibbles were served, sans 1 lot of salsa, which ended up the walls and on the floor of the kitchen. Beers were drunk, fees paid and a voice from out of the darkness called the circle. We all jumped to attention and formed said circle very promptly, (just joking).

Tarboy called forward to get his just desserts for a shitty trail. There were a few other charges can’t remember them all. Jokes were told, hashy birthday sung for Wheelie, Hash song sung and circle closed.

Nosh was served, and devoured in record time. Birthday cake, poppers, sparklers and desserts were ready. Another rousing rendition of Hash birthday sung again. Wheelie had a gay old-time testing most of the slices of his. Fantastic quality control technique he has.

Was a great night, with cold booze, great food, great company. With that mineself, Fork and Deliciousssh headed home.

See you all next week at Maple Drive.

Onon Screw

Run Date: 4th April 2022
Run No :2163
Hare: Pensch & Mango 
Venue: 12 Douglas Street Rural View 
Hashers: 21

 

Here is the run report for Mon 4/4/22. Run 2163 I believe. About 21 motley crew showed up at Pensh & Mangos for this sortee  thru Suburban Rural View. What a hilly little project it turned out to be. Anyway I missed the Piss stop because I was gossiping to (Pissed) a returning Runner from afar. However (Lassie) my extensive knowledge of Rural View took me on a slightly shorter trail. A fair bit of crap was talked about till the stand in monk JCF arrived in the nick of time. On casually glancing around I mentioned to Zorro that we had no GM, No Monk , no Choirmaster till JCF did his stand in Monk thing. I thought no Smut so we won’t get a history lesson from Wikipedia. Zorro then  piped up & said he has been in contact. ON ON I thought However he was pulling my leg. Thank the Lord. Circle called some charges were delivered. Pensch 1 shitty trail, 2 patching furniture with cable ties & some more obscure ones. Fork for Hash Spillage while telling jokes Pissed came up with one about refurbishment of the Taj Mahal which flew over most heads. Circle then lingered on with charges for no hash attire.(Lucky, Moth, Pissed & Blind. We welcomed visitors from Brisvegas Moth & Soak plus returning runners Lucky & Pissed. Circle finally completed & all agreed it was our longest circle in living memory. Then Nosh time. Dips bikkies for starters, Chicken pasta with side of sweet potato bake then dessert of Mangos rock cakes & brownies. All hit the spot very pleasingly. Thanks Pensch & Mango. Then it was time to toddle off home. See ya next week at the TARBOY  & U -TURNS joint. On On The TARBOY.

Date: 28th March 2022
Hashers: 2162 
Committee Run at Harbour

 

22 Hashers rocked up to Mulherrin Park at the harbour, supposedly held at the big concrete crocodile, but since this seemed to be too far away for the mob, we moved closer to the toilet block, which also happened to be closer to the beer…..no brainer!

The mob milled around talking assorted shit, when Wheelie turned up in a different car, guided by yet another carer…. AshRae (hope the spelling’s right.

Hare Daffodil announced the run, which started at the croc, but we was at the dunny, so the whole lot of us short-cutted from the very start. Off we went anyhow, heading towards the surf club and into gardens and sand dunes as was to be expected at the harbour. Eventually the mob returned, where everyone tried to give me money, not believing this was a freeby Committee run. Fork and Corgi produced some bread, bikkies, dip which the hoard gobbled down…. Then the circle was called by the eminent Monk, who had trouble reading his own notes due to lack of lighting. Finally got going, only to be drowned out by local Harley Hoons having a loudest exhaust competition.

Daffodil was called forward for a hare down down. Charges ensued which saw down downs thrown about to Paw Paw, Rarebit and Titanic, Fork, JCF and Wheelie’s new helper AshRae…. I think that was all, may have missed some. Tonguer told a joke, which seemed to fall flat, so I tossed one in about a gynecological mechanic. The song was sung and the mob settled into the beer, only to have the Harley Hoons return, to prove that a Harley can rattle windows with a twist of the throttle.

Corgi and Fork rustled up some nosh… pulled lamb and veggies and bread rolls… very chompy.

More bullshit was bandied about, until folks started to wander off home. All in all, a very pleasant evening in idyllic surrounds!

Next week I’ll introduce you to a few small hills around The White House On The Hill.

See ya then.