Run Date: 13th May 2019
Run No #2019
Hare: Viagra
Venue: Park at the end of  Royal Sands Bvld Shoal Point
Hashers: 14

Run report for 2019 Viagra 

• Eggs
• Lettuce week 1 and 2
• Tomato week 1 and 2
• Fruit week 1 and 2
• Cucumber week 1 and 2
• Carrots week 1
• Celery
• Green beans
• Red onion
• Brown onion
• Cabbage
• Pork
• Beef
• Chicken
• Fish
• Vegetable oil
• Nuts for salad
• 1kg bacon
• Bottled water
• Sandwich tuna
• Tuna for Missy
• Soda water
• Chilli
• Coffee on special
• Coffee mate
• Noodles / pancit
• IGarlic
• Fresh chilli
• Sugar
• Pasta
• Vinegar
• Bicarbonate of soda
• Short bread biscuits
• Macaroni
• Muesli
• Dishwashing detergent
• deodorant
• Brown Rice
• Soy
• Fabric conditioner
• Clothes detergent
• Toothpaste
• Pepper
• Pink rock salt
• Face powder
• Body wash
• Cat litter
• Toilet paper
• Spray and wipe
• Butter
• Frozen vegetables
• Yoghurt

On On JCF

GM add-on!!! Report

Thanks JCF for the great Hash report!! I’ll take the shopping list when I next go to the shops. I saw Run 2019 a different way. I turned left off Shoal Point Road into Royal boulevard drive which went on and on and on!!! Past a few parks! not there and out of the dark gloomy night suddenly 3 figures appeared, I was there but where were all the others?
Eventually they all trickled in, moaning and groaning about the traffic, the weather and why the hell did Viagra set a run here because it was pitch black no lights, no toilets.
The pack set off minus 2. Donny went with Aunty Piccolo but told me a few things about her on the way home. JCF & Zorro shortcutted and were back in no time at all. Pack returned. Then a shower of rain came and we got wet and cold, Delicious was wrapped in her cuddly wrap all snug and warm. Money was finally collected, nibbles were devoured, circle was a whole lot of laughs and rubbish. Delicious contaminated the Hash Mug with her flu like symptoms and then we threw the can away, Donny peed on Golly’s shirt and then on with a bit more rubbish. The circle closed. We all wanted to go home, Hash Nosh was rissoles, large chunks of onions (Yuk) tomato, home grown lettuce, the toughest lettuce I’ve ever had. And then there was cheese and more cheese. and where’s the black pepper? then it was On On home to our nice warm beds. Oh and JCF, I stopped on the way home to do the groceries, I’ll send you the bill!

On On GM.

Run Date: 6th May 2019
Run No #2018
Hare: Half a Boat
Venue: 43 Cremorne Street, Barnes Creek
Hashers: 18

18 Hashers turned up at Halfaboats lair at his Cremorne shed.

 We all headed off right on time, thanks to Tonger’s early arrival, yet again, I might add???

With a short but detailed pre-start from 1/2aboat and JCF guiding the mob, we headed off towards Barnes Creek bridge, then a loop underneath the said bridge, then back over the same bridge towards the Kooyong, where a certain hasher, who must Snot be mentioned, ducked into the front bar for his own piss-stop!??

The circle was very ablely managed by Golly on his own, due to a lack of any official leadership, for various, feeble excuses. Anyway the circle went well with the usual pathetic, and meaningless, jokes and charges were dished out. Then we were suitably lubricated and fed by Halfaboat, filling both rolls as Hashpiss and Hare simultaneously. A good event which was enjoyed by all.

Hope to see all at my run next week at  Shoal Point, check on your email, for details and map.

Cheers all, and On On. Viagra

Run Date: 29th April 2019
Run No #2017
Hare: Daffodil & Corgi
Venue: Mulherin Park (Paget) corner of Boundary Road and Connors Road. 
Hashers: 23

What a fantastic run! Somewhere between 10 and 1 million hashers gathered in the middle of Paget to complete what was expected to be a typical Daffodil and Corgi long and hard run.
Tounger turned up early which had everyone checking their watches. With a short briefing we were off around Paget. It was a pretty standard run until Hot Rocks crossed a drain which upset 2 eels who promptly attacked him. With that Beer Tap and Drip Tray completed an on back and no amount of bribing could change their minds.
A good mix of road and grass saw the pack on home within the hour. Screw was most disappointed.
Back home we were called to attention by the monk who promptly charged the hares and plenty of others including Dragon Lady and Smigma the kiwi as returning hashers.
The song was sung and JCF tried to keep up Pensioner’s destruction of the song.
Food was served soon after and as usual, didn’t disappoint. Plenty of it too. But the dessert took the cake, Tim Tams yummy.
More bullsshit was dribbled until I told everyone to go home by shutting off the eskys .
On on Half a Boat

Run Date: 22nd April 2019
Run No #2016
Hare: Tonto & Lassie/Committee
Venue: Eimeo Surf Life Saving Club

Hashers: 36

The weather for the day had been showering on and off and we were hoping it would hold off for the run. When we arrived at the Eimeo Surf Club the five visiting runners from the Gold Coast were there boosting our numbers. It came six o’clock and no Bunbury Hashers to be seen but after about 10 minutes they arrived. Tonto and Lassie mustered us up to give us the directions for the run. Black Red  & White tape, one for on on , two for checking, and three for on back. A total of about 36 turned up for the run and we headed towards Mango Avenue turning off at the Whittles lane to the beach facing Bucasia. Across some slippery rocks on to the sand. Luckily the tide was right and we followed trail to Sunset Boulevard around to Graham Crescent and back out to the main road. The trail continued on to the piss stop at Shann street park. Only four runners made it to the green ginger wine, beer & ginger beer piss stop with Lassie. The trail went on to Amstead street and into Wall street, down Saltwater street and along the beach front to home I think but with the rain coming in everyone took the shortest way possible.

There was a lot chatter and the Hash Esky was rattling as everyone enjoyed their first beer or cider.

Dips & Chips were enjoyed before the circle was called by Tarzan and Streaker. Tonto & Lassie took their down downs for setting the run, jokes and charges were bestowed. Gold Coast and the Bunbury Hashers were rewarded with a down down for their visit. Delicious advised of the Anzac Day Breakfast and Executive lunch was decided to be at the Mt Pleasant Tavern. The Mackay Hash Song was sung and the Bunbury Hashers sang their song. The BBQ of steaks and sausages, salads and bread rolls were enjoyed by all with Tim Tams to follow.

Beginning to drizzle again we all started for home.  Thanks to Tonto and Lassie for setting the run and the committee for the BBQ to welcome the Gold Coast and Bunbury Visitors.

On On

Daffodil & Corgi

Next weeks run on 29Apr will start from Mulherin Park(Paget), corner of Boundary Road and Connors Road. Bring Torches and chairs please.

Run Date: 15^th April 2019
Run No #2015
Hare: Pensioner
Venue: 12 Douglas Court, Rural View
Hashers: 18

Well, well, well, never let the truth get in the way of a good Hash story.

Run Report requested from Delicious by the Stand-In Monk Snot.  Up the driveway, turn right down the hill, meander around and around, like a herd of cattle following the bum in front. Aaahh but there is a twist, find the something new??? Really, a new sub-division, then up a very steep path, to another bloody hill….  But we were assured the trail was all completely flat by the trail-master Pensioner, or did he dream he had been hard at work on an excavator for the last month in Rural View!

Run scored a 9/10, purely by the fact I didn’t do it, and stayed back with the other 4 injured or lazy hashers, listening to the running commentary from the trail master on the top deck, watching his herd.  Oh, and Tonguer stuffed the entire timing schedule out, by turning up over 20 minutes late, but good news Sweet Meat and new Bub had just arrived back in Mackay 10 minutes earlier and are both doing well.

Fast circle, with the usual charges and jokes, our GM Streaker didn’t miss out either for talking in the circle or being boisterous, or some such thing. Interesting joke by JCF, although I think he stuffed up the punch line.  Someone was charged for stroking Mango’s new ginger pussy….

Gentleman Caller Flaps had a little story, Matches as a returning runner and a joke from Zorro.  Sorry I am little vague, I didn’t know I was being nominated to write the Hash Report until the end of the circle, due to the absence of Teflon.  Executive Lunch for today is at Souths Suburban Bowls Club at 12:29pm.  Daffodil remains the custodian of the “Large Prick”, and where the hell is the “Hash Dildo of Destiny” hiding? The MH3 Hash song was a disaster, that makes 2 weeks in a row, the GM wasn’t happy, but the circle was closed by Snot anyway. 

Hash Nosh was yum and heaps of it, a chicken casserole, and a sausage and vegie dish, 2 trays of potato bake, accompanied with fresh bread and butter.  Followed by home-made brownies with weird blue icing and spiced fruit biscuits.  Good work Mango, obviously Pensch had been way too busy on his excavator to help cook.

See you next week, Easter Monday at the Eimeo Surf Lifesaving Club, please come and say hello to our visiting Hashers from Bunbury WA, on their way to Croc Nash Hash in Port Douglas.

Adelaide H3 have put in a bid against Fiji for Aussie Nash Hash 2021, (they haven’t hosted since 1995) make your pledge via the web site or on the link below, let’s keep Aussie Hash in Oz.

http://adelaidenashhash.com/

On On

Delicious – Mackay H3 Hash Whip

Run Date: 8th April 2019
Run No #2014
Hare: Screw & Fork 
Venue: 80A Maple Drive Andergrove
Hashers: 21

A hearty band of 21 keen hashers gathered at Screw’s mini market garden, eager to stride out on a healthy round of cardiac activity. Little did they know that the ever-fit Screw had in fact set a run of truly marathon proportions! “Foller the chalk”, he yelled, whilst gleefully holding aloft a tangle of pink tape. “you might find some of this as well”

Of we went then heading down Maple Dve in the general vicinity of deepest Andergrove. Marks seemed to be infrequent, as we toddled along. Round about the end of the road the markings seemed to disappear forever as hashers scattered in various directions. A couple of staggering elderly gents decided to return to the beer, and I, as a concerned citizen, decided I better help them through the dark night. We managed to return for a refreshing ale, and then sat back and watched as dribs and drabs slowly materialized down the driveway. And slow they were. The final hashers appeared at 7.55pm, almost 2 hours after the start! Most were mumbling unprintable remarks about the hare. The hare, though, seemed well pleased with his efforts.

After throwing cash at HashCash, and demolishing corn chips and dip, the circle was called. The hare got his just desserts (twice) and then all the runners who actually completed the marathon were loudly called upon by a raucous HotRocks and his returning best mate Snot for a very noisy down-down. The same song was sung over and over, some jokes were told by Flaps and myself, then it all descended into oblivion, followed by a half-hearted attempt at the club song.

Fork disappeared into the kitchen, then reappeared with big bowls of rice and chile con carne, which was ravenously gobbled by starving hashers.

Much beery chatter followed, and the evening eventually wound up, well past darktime.

See y’all next week at our joint 12 Douglas cres Rural View., for a much shorter run, with no hills at all at all.

On On 
Pensioner

Run Date: 1st April 2019
Run No #2013
Hare: Prick
Venue: 5/1 Kenzey Street, North Mackay
Hashers: 19

Well, about 19 happy souls turned up for the rearranged Tounger’s run at Prick’s place, with the rain threatening we set off, heading towards the bowls club which made Zorro happy, but no he was heard to say that he would be doing the run, bullshit,  it was only a very few who completed the run, which upset the GM greatly, saying that locking the piss up until the pack is back, may be back on, anyway with the run over, nibbilies served, and drinks partaking the general bullshit started, until the Monk called the circle as the Monkey stayed at home, something about looking after her new pussy, so, the best looking hasher stepped up to help our Monk, the hare was called forward to take his just desserts, (which we found out later, there was none) jokes were told and charges argued and some dismissed, bullshit prevailed until the Mackay Hash song was sung, circled closed, the nosh was announced,( fucking pies and minted peas) which do not mix, anyway about this time I had heard enough bullshit and dooddled off home, will see all you suckers next week at our place.

Prick of the Week went to Daffodil 

Next week run: Screw and Forks aboud, 80a Maple Drive, Andergrove.

OnOn Screw.

Run Date: 25th March 2019
Run No #2012
Hare: Half a Boat
Venue: @ 43 Cremorne Street, Barnes Creek
Hashers: 17

Well it seemed like a re-run of last week, a whole 17 of us! We gathered out the back of the shed with the sand flies!! smelling like Aerogard and baby lotion!

Then about just about 6pm we set off, over the Bridge and to the right walking towards Canelands then we went left and back the same way! back over the Bridge to Home. Donny left a little deposit on the Bridge!

When we got home, there was heaps of crab dip etc. JCF loves his new Dick, found him rubbing it all over Hash Cash books, flashing it to everyone in fact!

Circle was called, and the two wanderers returned (Tounger & Prick) with some good jokes. Jokes came from Delicious, Flaps? Charges were made, Streaker for letting Donny poo on the Bridge. JCF & Golly for talking in the circle as usual! Whatever else went on I can’t remember! Circle closed after Hash Song. Nosh was called!

Macaroni Cheese from last week plus Shepherds Pie and mashed pumpkin, very yummy!

A good night was had, all finished by 8.30. On Home early. 

See you next week at Tonguers. 

On On 
Streaker for Tonguer

Run Date: 18th March 2019
Run No #2011
Hare: JCF
Venue: @ 43 Cremorne Street, Barnes Creek
Hashers: 

No Run Report for this week 

Run Date: 11th March 2019
Run No #2010
Hare: Golly & Raggedy Ann
Venue: 4 Trochus Court Shoal Point
Hashers: 22

Run Report for Golly’s run not Raggedy Anne’s run Monday 11 March 2019.

People came from all over the region to flock to Golly and Raggedy Anne’s abode to sample some of the best food in the Shoal Point region. Eager beavers arrived just before 6pm to mingle and bullshit to each other before the mandatory start time of 6pm. As usual the run set off at precisely 6pm + 8 minutes and it was not long before we ran into checks which bunched everyone up. Some adventurous younglings separated from the gaggle, which apparently makes us easy pickings for predators thus the reason for staying within the colony. Luckily one of the separatists found a mark so the drift moved, following the scented trail. Down to the beach we meandered but with caution. It was not long before confidence was restored and some ventured again outside of the protection of the litter only to find a huge man-made structure which aided the ascent from the beach. With no sign of danger, the individualists took to the trail almost oblivious to the fact they had ventured beyond the protection of the sloth. Finding more false trails the trailblazing adventurers descended and ended up on another man-made structure, this time a black hard surface which took them far beyond the troop. One of them suddenly realised they were lost and he cried follow me I know which way to go. We followed with no apprehension knowing we would probably never find the drove ever again. Suddenly, without any warning we were startled but not panicked by the presence of a big mechanical beast which was surely out to eat us. My first thought was to let our new leader take one for the murder and save us all. However, my confidence in our new-found leader was proved as he yelled, “hash car”. Thanks’ Hotty for leading us astray, off trail but also for saving us from the deadly forces beyond the school.

We soon arrived back at Golly’s and it was not long before the old parade and the new skulk were reunited which called for celebration. We drank and got merry but it was not long before the bloat was called to order as we discussed the movement of the swarm on the trail. Golly was charged for setting such a dangerous run and causing the troop to separate. Others were charged for also promoting individualism too but I lost my note pad on the run so I can’t tell you who they were. The covey discussed things and stuff like where they were going to gather and form a smaller crash and consume food. How easily we forget there is safety in numbers.

Onto my favourite topic now, food. We had lots of it, curry stuff and a lasagne and salad and other stuff I can’t recall. We ate, we drank and we went home. Until next week when we do it all again at Half a Boats shed, this is me signing off.

On On JCF