On On !
Run – #2224
Hare – Smut
Venue – 57 Bradman drive, Glenella
Hashers: 25
25 runners arrived to:
A letter run.
Around the streets of North View.
No observable problems .
On home to a few beers and dips.
Circle . Few down downs.
Great tucker.
Rain. Shelter in garage.
Tim tams.
More beer.
Home to Mummy.
On On . Prick.
Date – 29/05/2023
Run – #2223
Hare – Lassie
Venue – 8 Hague Street, East Mackay
Hashers: 25
Was a pretty full-on night offered by Lassie – can only be captured in dot-point form
See you all next Monday night at 57 Bradman Drive, Glenella.
On On Smut
Date – 22/05/2023
Run -#2222
Hare – Distillery & Delicious
Venue – 117 Tropical Avenue, Andergrove
Hashers: 27
Runners cum out of the woodworks for the celebration of run 2222 which of course was turned into a tu tu run with heaps of eager participants ready to twirl around the fantastic run set by Distillery twice. The watering of new cement had a group of front runners returning stating there were no marks. Distillery quickly turned them back around assuring them they were heading in the right direction for the piss stop. The right spot was found and a top brew was served to all before heading back into the dark park and across bushland with all heading on home 3 different directions. As far as I know everyone found their way home and jumped into the esky and nibbles on offer. A quick committee meeting and the circle was formed. Something happened on this day but like always I only like to think ahead and don’t remember. The hare’s were charged and given a thumbs up.
Distillery was charged for setting the run twice.
Screw was charged for not wearing his glasses and driving.
Sorry I can’t remember the other charges but I remember singing the Delicious down down song.
We had returning runners at least 3
There was a visitor and a virgin runner.
Please feel free to fill in the gaps it’s Friday afternoon and my mind is on the bowlo bus as I said always thinking ahead.
There were some good jokes told and the GM had news about a national red dress and the next Aussie Nash Hash being in Freo.
Song was sung and a feast was served and devoured. Fire was roaring and enjoyed but all good things must end including the run report.
ON ON Lassie
Run Date: 15.05.2023
Run No: 2221
Hare: Tonguer
Venue: 12 Hill End Road, Glenella
Hashers: ?
Apologies for the late run report, it has been a very full-on last week and a half.
Run 2221 from Tonguer’s abode, unknown number of hashers who turned up
for last week’s run. Less obviously 9 of us who were representing Mackay H3 at
Nash Hash Australia in the NT.
I am sure the run was long and well-marked with some coloured spray can.
Mrs C was most likely very happy that you may even have left them a pizza or
two!
As for myself, Distillery, Zorro, Matches, Tarzan, Fork, Screw, Insex and Snot.
We all attended the Qld Lunch at the Hotel Darwin on Monday, with the
singing of the Queensland Hash song (Sung and whistled to “Always look on
the bright side of Life”- song attached) and the cracking of the lid on the 40
pounder of Bundaberg Rum donated as usual by Madame Curie (H). No-one
misses out, everyone must have at least once charge, because lunch isn’t done
until the bottle is empty.
A long lunch from 12 to 3 with plenty of laughter, good food, jokes charges etc
and of course alcohol. It was also an opportunity to hand over Pant’s Pussy on
her trek back to Mackay from WA to be reunited with her Mummy.
If that wasn’t enough hashing for a Monday, some of us die-hards attended the
50th Anniversary run for Darwin Hash House Harriers at The Dinah Beach
Cruising Yacht Club.
Run Date:15.05.2023 – Run No: 2635 – 5km Run or 4km Walk – Hashers: 100+
Drinks included: Great Northern Crisp, VB, Cider
Hash Nosh: Bangers, Mash and Vegetables
Hashy Birthday Charge: Matches for last Tuesday.
If you have never done a Nash Hash Australia, and the
was a definite winner, and so much fun!
The next Aussie Nash Hash has been awarded to Fremantle in WA on the
28-30th March 2025 at the Fremantle Prison.
This Monday’s Run 2222 is at 117 Tropical Avenue, Andergrove.
**** Don’t forget to wear your Tu Tu – Hope to see you all then! ****
On On
Delicious – Mackay H3 Hash Whip
Run Report. May 8, 2023.
Run No. 2220.
Venue: Shoal Point.
Hare: Golly.
We all gathered at the Chez Golly and shot the breeze for a few minutes as dark and cold engulfed the wilds of Shoal Point. Golly the Hare took us all out to the front gate and told us the usual; marked in chalk and lime, no torches required, a piss stop for all, and the run would be wheelchair accessible! What a crock!
We took off on what was probably the least marked run of the year; perhaps the inflation surrounding the country has led to the cost of lime and chalk being prohibitive. The result is that we all looked to Raggedy for guidance and may as well have appealed to your mother in law re your wife. She was somewhat less than helpful.
Anyway, the pack got hopelessly lost with one half short cutting on home, and the other half walking the streets, bush and beaches of Shoal Point. Finally in the park we found Golly with a very welcome piss stop.
Then on home to a few beers. The circle was called, the history lesson delivered, a down down for Golly, a few jokes, some charges for the visitors from Townsville and the usual bullshit followed by the Hash Song.
Then party pies, sausage rolls, beef stew, curried sausages and 5 varieties of Tim Tams in front of a roaring fire. A great evening!
On On. Tonguer.
Next Run: Tonguer. 12 Hill End Road, Glenella.
Date – 1st May 2023
Run -2219
Hares – Pussy & Pussy
Venue – 44 Mango Ave Eimeo
Hashers: 26
We headed to 44 mango drive must off been a bit early as we caught Pussy F with his pants down as he was still mowing the lawn and setting up.
Pussy gathered us out on Mango Drive and let us go. Crossroad towards beach around block some went right on trail some went left towards Home we all know who they were. On down road then towards Dolphin Heads than we took a sharp left cross country. This is where the 2 wheelies needed a few more need horse power to get through the rough and up and over hill Good start to new carrier KAT ?
On towards beach for well earned PISS stop. Wheelie kept his hands off bowl this time and we all had drinks. On back on trail and home.
Entreaties were served rice balls very nice . Circle was called History lesson which made a bit off sense to some .Jokes told not many charges given to all that went away for a few runs so if you don’t to be charged keep coming every Monday Song sang circle closed.
Out came the feast what can i say Chicken Soup. Chicken Pieces Rice Well Presented 5 Stars. Flaps & Knicker theres a New Cook in town you need to pick your game up and the rest of us. Desert Served just as good 5 Stars well done Maniki & Pussy a great Monday Night again.
ON_ON GOLLY.
See you all that haven’t gone to Darwin at 4 Trochus Ct Shoal Point Monday.
Date – 24/04/2023
Run -2218
Hare – Daffodil & Corgi
Venue – Quota Park, Binnington Esplanade, East Mackay
Hashers: 9
Some Hashers will always turn up for a Hash Run. Bravo!
Daffodil had a tarped gazebo, to shelter fellow hashers from the wind and rain, and it worked a treat.
Tarzan delivered gifts, for our excitement and recollections.
The weather gods were about, and gave Corgi the green light for our wander into the local streets, and we all stayed dry, can you believe it!
The 3 wise monkeys? (MONK, MONKEE, & GM) were AWOL.
Circle, song, & history lesson all wrapped up, and into the Classic Nosh.
Bangers! Great brew it was and plenty to share. The Tim Tams followed shortly after.
For fellow hashers, our condolences go out to Mango and Pensioner.
Maneki Pussy has next week’s run at 44 Mango Avenue, Eimeo. Please park cars at Sunset bay.
On On…
Matches.
Date – 17/04/2023
Run – 2217
Hare – Smut
Venue – 57 Bradman Drive, Glenella
Hashers: 28
A cloudy day cleared to sunshine getting that washing dried and a clear pleasant evening for a walk around the streets of Glenella. Close to 6, Smut called everyone out the front and we were on the trail of arrows to find the piss stop. We followed the trail back out to the old Glenella Hall where participants were rocking the floor. Crossing over the road was a bit daring we thought but we managed to get the group back on track past Tonguer’s place and around to the path along the creek to the park where Smut was waiting with his trusty steed and his orange brew. It was straight forward to find home but some managed to find old trails back home.
The numbers had grown. Snot and Insex were late comers nearly running over a couple of Hashers while finding a parking space. They were charged for this mister meaner later in the circle. All back and beers in hand Smut called for the circle and gave us our history lesson. He charged himself for his well marked run and called for charges and jokes. Corgi got charged for not thinking fish were animals by Lassie who was sporting a white beard Nicker said. Flaps was charged a couple of times, Pensioner for short cutting, Matches – taking one for Zorro, Fork & Screw for Birthdays.
Hash nosh was served, Chicken and Mushroom risotto and Taco Rice. Termite licked the serving spoon clean after the hungry Hashers cleaned out the two serving dishes. Tim Tams for desert. A good night was had by all. Thanks to Smut and Rita
On on
Daffodil & Corgi
Next week’s run,
Quota Park, Eastern end of Bridge Road.
Date – 10/04/2023
Run – 2216
Hare – Top Knot
Venue – The Park, Beachway Bld, Shoal Point
Hashers: 23
23 hopefuls stuffed full of chocolate and hot cross buns gathered near the shores of Shoal Point’s most recent purpose-built mosquito breeding structure and engaged in disjointed banter while waiting expectantly for the hare to provide leadership and guidance.
Eventually, a call was made to listen to the hare. However, most totally ignored the instructions and kept up their mindless verbal exchanges while the hare was mumbling incoherently and pointing in various directions. Despite no-one understanding any of it, the bulk of the gathered throng waddled off aimlessly in a range of different directions.
Confusion reigned for a couple of the front runners seeking to locate marks while the rest remained totally ignorant of their surroundings and followed around in a zombie-like state until a short-cut to the piss-stop was identified, and all of a sudden, the bulk of the zombies became remotely engaged in the trail.
The hare maintained his usual standard of sweet tasting piss-stop beverage and had to muster all of his persuasive power to get a reluctant cohort of back-markers to re-join the trail while there were still left-overs.
Once back at the mosquito laboratory, and the circle was called, Zorro came under the usual level of extreme attack, although some efforts backfired.
Maple Syrup opened the joke session with what Raggedy Anne considered to be a side-splitter – whilst the toilet humour contribution was a good effort in comparison with the usual lame bollocks that’s dished up, it was hardly the zinger of all-time. Subsequently, Raggedy got a down-down for wetting her pants.
Pussy Fucker (English interpretation) introduced virgin runner Jarrod and took a down-down on Jarrod’s behalf.
The Monk assumed a spiritual-like stance, before calling Melina into the circle to kneel before him – she reluctantly complied, harbouring Charles Manson cult-like visions.
With the usual range of Hash pomp and ceremony, Melina was named Pisco Sister in reference Peru’s national alcoholic drink – besides, it easy to remember for old hashers slipping quietly off into dementia.
A refreshingly tasty chocolate and hot cross bun free dinner was served and was nicely closed-out with Wheelies birthday cheese-cake.
Topknot and Pisco Sister were congratulated on their run-hosting efforts before attention turned to next week’s run at 57 Bradman Drive, Glenella.
On On
Smut
Date – 03/04/2023
Run – 2215
Hare – Pensioner & Mango
Venue – John Breen Park Malcomson Street North Mackay
Sadly no run report 
