Run Date: 1st April 2019
Run No #2013
Hare: Prick
Venue: 5/1 Kenzey Street, North Mackay
Hashers: 19

 

Well, about 19 happy souls turned up for the rearranged Tounger’s run at Prick’s place, with the rain threatening we set off, heading towards the bowls club which made Zorro happy, but no he was heard to say that he would be doing the run, bullshit,  it was only a very few who completed the run, which upset the GM greatly, saying that locking the piss up until the pack is back, may be back on, anyway with the run over, nibbilies served, and drinks partaking the general bullshit started, until the Monk called the circle as the Monkey stayed at home, something about looking after her new pussy, so, the best looking hasher stepped up to help our Monk, the hare was called forward to take his just desserts, (which we found out later, there was none) jokes were told and charges argued and some dismissed, bullshit prevailed until the Mackay Hash song was sung, circled closed, the nosh was announced,( fucking pies and minted peas) which do not mix, anyway about this time I had heard enough bullshit and dooddled off home, will see all you suckers next week at our place.

Prick of the Week went to Daffodil 

Next week run: Screw and Forks aboud, 80a Maple Drive, Andergrove.

OnOn Screw.

Run Date: 25th March 2019
Run No #2012
Hare: Half a Boat
Venue: @ 43 Cremorne Street, Barnes Creek
Hashers: 17

Well it seemed like a re-run of last week, a whole 17 of us! We gathered out the back of the shed with the sand flies!! smelling like Aerogard and baby lotion!

Then about just about 6pm we set off, over the Bridge and to the right walking towards Canelands then we went left and back the same way! back over the Bridge to Home. Donny left a little deposit on the Bridge!

When we got home, there was heaps of crab dip etc. JCF loves his new Dick, found him rubbing it all over Hash Cash books, flashing it to everyone in fact!

Circle was called, and the two wanderers returned (Tounger & Prick) with some good jokes. Jokes came from Delicious, Flaps? Charges were made, Streaker for letting Donny poo on the Bridge. JCF & Golly for talking in the circle as usual! Whatever else went on I can’t remember! Circle closed after Hash Song. Nosh was called!

Macaroni Cheese from last week plus Shepherds Pie and mashed pumpkin, very yummy!

A good night was had, all finished by 8.30. On Home early. 

See you next week at Tonguers. 

On On 
Streaker for Tonguer

 

Run Date: 18th March 2019
Run No #2011
Hare: JCF
Venue: @ 43 Cremorne Street, Barnes Creek
Hashers: 

 

No Run Report for this week 

Run Date: 11th March 2019
Run No #2010
Hare: Golly & Raggedy Ann
Venue: 4 Trochus Court Shoal Point
Hashers: 22

 

Run Report for Golly’s run not Raggedy Anne’s run Monday 11 March 2019.

People came from all over the region to flock to Golly and Raggedy Anne’s abode to sample some of the best food in the Shoal Point region. Eager beavers arrived just before 6pm to mingle and bullshit to each other before the mandatory start time of 6pm. As usual the run set off at precisely 6pm + 8 minutes and it was not long before we ran into checks which bunched everyone up. Some adventurous younglings separated from the gaggle, which apparently makes us easy pickings for predators thus the reason for staying within the colony. Luckily one of the separatists found a mark so the drift moved, following the scented trail. Down to the beach we meandered but with caution. It was not long before confidence was restored and some ventured again outside of the protection of the litter only to find a huge man-made structure which aided the ascent from the beach. With no sign of danger, the individualists took to the trail almost oblivious to the fact they had ventured beyond the protection of the sloth. Finding more false trails the trailblazing adventurers descended and ended up on another man-made structure, this time a black hard surface which took them far beyond the troop. One of them suddenly realised they were lost and he cried follow me I know which way to go. We followed with no apprehension knowing we would probably never find the drove ever again. Suddenly, without any warning we were startled but not panicked by the presence of a big mechanical beast which was surely out to eat us. My first thought was to let our new leader take one for the murder and save us all. However, my confidence in our new-found leader was proved as he yelled, “hash car”. Thanks’ Hotty for leading us astray, off trail but also for saving us from the deadly forces beyond the school.

We soon arrived back at Golly’s and it was not long before the old parade and the new skulk were reunited which called for celebration. We drank and got merry but it was not long before the bloat was called to order as we discussed the movement of the swarm on the trail. Golly was charged for setting such a dangerous run and causing the troop to separate. Others were charged for also promoting individualism too but I lost my note pad on the run so I can’t tell you who they were. The covey discussed things and stuff like where they were going to gather and form a smaller crash and consume food. How easily we forget there is safety in numbers.

Onto my favourite topic now, food. We had lots of it, curry stuff and a lasagne and salad and other stuff I can’t recall. We ate, we drank and we went home. Until next week when we do it all again at Half a Boats shed, this is me signing off.

On On JCF

Run Date: 4th March 2019
Run No #2009
Hare: Flaps
Venue: 17 Jarrah Street Andergrove 
Hashers: 25ish

 

All hares stated arriving at 17 Jarrah St in dribs and drabs some outside on the street others out back in the outdoor MKR kitchen.

Flaps Anew was preparing dinner. I don’t know what cooking book he uses, he had all these birds undressed, spread eagle, in cages  over HOT ROCKS.

Hare left birds and proceeded to the front and gave some of the hares run instructions in envelopes. After his first clue which No 1 listened to first envelop was read, everything went out of sync nothing lined up with street names.

After a few envelopes instructions and street names started to line up and we all managed to get back. Nibbles were all laid out what a spread even had smarties which some found there way in the down downs.

Hare was given his, between kitchen and circle duties can’t remember who else but there were no rejections, some jokes told, but I think we need video hook up with Pea Bow getting slack.

Circle closed Flaps and his Maids put all the food into KFC like containers well done Flaps was filling and yummy.

We drank more piss told more bull shit and we all drifted home full bellies  and happy, bar one, who put gravy all over her deep fried bananas, don’t know why.

see you next week at 4 Trochus Ct   

RAGGEDY ANN

 

Run Date: 25th February
Run No #2008
Hare: Tarzan
Venue: 4 Evans Ave North Mackay
Hashers: 24

 

24 keen hashers turned up at Tarzan and uturns residence our Monday night run. Tarboy promised it would be flat, no rough bits (only the hashers), no fences, gullies , river crossings or rail crossings, was most un usual  as he was actually telling the truth, what has hash come to, a hare not lying.

Its was off west on Evans ave dogs on leashes, no Corgis  though, however the run being as safe as Tarzan promised Uturn still managed to fall and take bark off her elbow, knee and the sitting down part of her anatomy, which she was only too willing to show, however everyone declined the offer.  All in all it was probably one of the better runs I haven’t been on. Everyone made it back safely.

Healthy snacks were the order for the evening,(this has to stop before you know it we will all be thin and healthy).

The circle was called and the hare, monk, choir master was called out to be given his well deserved down down. Can only remember two Zorro, because he always gets one, apparently going to the pub instead of going on the run and delicious because everyone wants to sing her special song. Only one joke and that was from Zorro (loves the attention). Tonguer wasn’t there to take up the slack. Pizzas came out and it was obvious Tarzan and Uturn had gone to a lot of trouble to prepare them and they were delicious. DT showed photos of her beautiful newly born twin daughters, more stories were told more lies and then it was off home.

Next weeks run to be set by Flaps at 17 Jarrah Street Beacsonfield.

see you here.

on on flaps

Run Date: 18th February
Run No #2007
Hare: Wombat
Venue: 8 Hokins Court Glenella   
Hashers: 20

 

A hardy  band of 20 hashers turned out at Wombats’s place for the run under a perfect near full moon sky. Sun setting & moon rising you know how it goes. The willing pack set off at a normal leisurely pac past Magpies then East towards the city. Passed thru the new soccer fields a first for me. Round more of Glenella to a small drink stop(most welcome). ON home from there. Circle was called by JCF & The snuggling Monk Tarzan. Down down for Hare Wombat & her birthday as well. A few jokes were told. Streaker gave an update of Easter Mon run with Bunbury Hashers, now transferred to Eimeo Surf Club due to some Technical difficulties. Also an update for Xmas in July being held at Clairview 27 July. Booked this Venue & Hashers can book own Accom. Nosh was then served  dips etc, a lovely South Sea Is Tacho brew minus the shells followed by dessert of mini choc muffins with custard. Thanks WOMBAT!!! Exec lunch was set for NM bowls club, Next weeks run is from Tarzan’s place 4 Evans Ave..Hash song. Was sung & circle closed.

On On 
Tarzan

 

Run Date: 11th February
Run No #2006
Hare: Zorro
Venue: Mackay Fencing, 70 Satellite Crescent Mackay Harbour
Hashers: 27

 

Just shy of 30 eager hashers gathered at the gate of the best fencing supply company in the region. The horn blew at 6.11pm sharp as the usual bullshit misleading directions were delivered by the hare of the century. Then they were off into the sunset and were quickly told go the other way. So many perfect arrows were followed until the group led by Hash Horn stumbled across a Check! the leader of the pack was not deterred and correctly guessed on left. Pretty impressive considering he was with JCF who would pick the wrong direction even if he was told which way to go. 

Over road and railway and on on to the North Harbour Wall before the best hare of all time called out False Trail! Grumbles and moans from the pack who were disappointed that after such a marathon trail no piss stop was to happen. Some even commented this was an A to B run without transport! Well it was, back we went but not before a short cut down the railway line (for some) took out a few extra kilometres. A quick final hurdle in the form of a fence saw the tam back in just on an hour. 

The mozzie families saw all the commotion and invited themselves and the entire mozzie world over as their were plenty of unpickled people to draw blood from. However as usual we got on with business run by new Monk Tarzan! Charges and jokes as usual and the hare of hares took his punishment for such a short trail. Some business happened but no one listened especially the writer because he didn’t care to listen. Im sure the GM will punish the writer at next weeks run!

Food was served. Bacon, egg and steak rolls with some rabbit food and the mob was set. 

On a scale of 1 to 10 this evening was certainly a 15. Bloody good effort from the hare to end all hares 

Until next week 
On On 
Zorroish

From GM notes

Australia Day follow up:
Patches with a Stubbie cooler selling for $5.00
Aust Day singlets $20.00
Wine from Run to be sold off for 1 for $8.00, 2 x $15 & 3 x $20 for those interested. Half a Boat will bring to next run. Red & White wines on offer.

Containers for Change: Our recycling efforts have rewarded the Club $190 so empty cans & bottles welcome. A big thanks to Tarzan who initiated this for the Club and has followed through with his weekly drop-offs.

Club Run: Monday 22^nd April: 11 Bunbury Hashers coming to Mackay on route to Nash Hash in Port Douglas staying in town. Please come and make the Bunbury WA Hashers welcome. More details on this to follow.

No Away Run in October this year. Instead we are having a social weekend…Christmas in July.

Save the Date: Mackay Hash House Harriers Social weekend…Christmas in July Weekend 26-28th July 2019

Where: Clairview – BarraCrab Caravan Park on the Bruce Highway
When: Weekend 26-28th July stay 1 or 2 nights or longer
Accommodation: Choice of 1 or 2 bedroom or Powered or Unpowered Sites
How to book: Phone: (07) 4956 0190 www.barracrabcp.com.au tell them you are part of the Hash Group
Email: bookings@barracrabcp.com.au
What to Bring: Food & Drink or buy it there. Saturday night dinner at own expense
More details to follow

 

Photos from the evening’s jaunt courtesy of McFanny

Run Date: 4th February
Run No #2005
Hare: Hot Rocks
Venue: 22 Sneyd Street Mackay 
Hashers: 18

We all gathered at 22 Sneyd Street, wondering whether it was to rain?? but we were lucky and we didn’t have any. We followed the Hare around for about 30 mins well except for Tonguer who was fashionably late! and others that didn’t make it at all! Hey girls?

Hooker did 5 mins and returned to home. Chips & Dips were served. Circle was called by The Monk Tarzan and JCF as Monkee. Flaps told a few jokes, can’t remember the rest. Hottie was given a down down for his birthday, he always tries to slip under the radar. Drip Tray for being a Grandma for twin girls recently born and Hottie for being a Grandpa. Don’t remember him being a Father!!

Very good evening, plenty of fun and leftover Away Run Nosh.

Zorro’s run next week, same nosh again, except steak and bacon, no sausages. All went home happy with doggy bags.

BYO Chair for next week at Zorros.

On On
Streaker

Run Date: 28th January 2019
Run No #2004
Hare: Screw & Fork 
Venue: 80A Maple Drive Andergove
Hashers: 16

This the report for Screw & Forks run on 28th Jan. Weather crap,BIG HASH weekend made for a small rollup. Short run was set but washed away by some monsoon or other so we ambled around a bit not using too much of our flagging energies.Most  of us who attended  our 2000th run at Cameron’s Pocket( excellent  venue) who turned up looked a fair bit worse for ware. We were joined by visitor (Wank)  Newcastle & Graduate ex Cairns but moving to Mackay. Down downs were given for these two and a couple of other obscure ones which I can’t remember .Very quiet circle only a couple of jokes told. However the NOSH was fantastic c/o left overs from the weekend. Steak,bacon ,eggs,mushrooms,onions tomatoes,bread & SAUCES ALL YUMMY thank FORK. Circle closed with normal Hash song. See ya next week all recovered hopefully. PS JCF has to step down from the MONKS position any one interested in this Highly sort after office please step forward next week. ON ON Tarzan.