Run Date: 12/4/21
Run No: 2111
Hare: Shocker
Venue: Park at Jardine St, Settlers Rise
No of Hashers – 26
Those who know me well know I’m not know for my amazing memory, so forgive me if I miss out important stuff or people in the following report.
But here goes: 26 valiant runners met at a nice little park at the Northern end of Jardine Street, Settlers Rise to be greeted by hosts Sweetmeats, Shocker & our youngest Hash member Landon.
It became apparent there were a noisy lot of ‘non-walking/running Hashers’ partying out of sight, led by JCF, Zorro and a group of Merry Men. There’s some that may label this lot as ‘lazy bastards’ with no intention of participating in ANY physical activity? But hey its Hash – we take all kinds, and that what’s makes us ‘SPECIAL’!
Can’t tell you what the run or the markings were like, because after setting off (Landon, Sweetmeat & pram in tow). meandered through the park & along some roads yours truly, became a short-cutting bastard and headed back.
All I can say is the run didn’t seem to rate well, as the Hare got the old ‘Shitty Trail’ rendition for his efforts.
Circle called, our knowledgeable Monk gave us our weekly trivia quiz; some smart arses exceled, while the rest of us looked vague, trying not to make eye contact.
There were a few attempts at stories(Tarzan & Lima experience)/jokes & lots of charges, of which I can only remember the following
– New runner (sorry I missed the name but can tell you he’s a friend of Shockers)
– Hard Drive for wearing new shoes – poor bugger & they really were so flashy. He seemed to enjoy drinking out of one of them
– Wheelie & Fork Hashy Birthdays – Thanks for sharing your yummy cake Wheelie
– Half a Boat for losing his boat
That’s it. My memory’s failed me, sorry for those I’ve missed out.
The night was rounded off with delicious Spaghetti Bolognaise
Hopefully see yawl at my place next week
On On
Hooker
