Run Date: 10.05.2021
Run No: 2115
Hare: Prick
Venue: BBQ Area behind Goosies Bowls Club, North Mackay
Hashers: 20
HHHi Hashers
Everyone dribbled on in as if there was no tomorrow, then Prick called everyone to the
walkway with instructions that the run was 3.142 km precisely. Then waffled on about
some Pie, which I thought was what we were having for dinner, which also turned out to be
true! But on further investigation our very learned Prick was actually spouting on about the
following Pi……
“It is the circumference of any circle, divided by its diameter. Nobody knows its exact value,
because no matter how many digits you calculate it to, the number never ends. For most
practical uses, you can assume in decimal form, the value of Pi is approximately 3.142”.
You’re never too old to learn something new.
Corgi was of course back first, even after taking two false trails, but not all the false trails
apparently as Golly found out when his charge was reversed. Dips and crackers and a large
pot of potatoes, herbs and butter were consumed – without salt! The Hash Cash was
collected, while Flaps was taking main meal preferences for the Progressive Dinner. If you
wish to attend on Saturday the 29th May. Let us know and have your $35.00 paid by the
24.05.2021 – Theme “Black & White”. It should be a great afternoon/evening, we have 18
currently on the list as attending.
Smut then called the circle for a 5-minute start and promptly disappeared! Leaving our stand
in Monkee, wondering where the hell he went. Moving on regardless, the hare received his
down down. But it was no “S.H.I.T.T.Y. Trail song for him, but filled with adventure, with
hardly any hills and not much shiggy, or was that the other way around Pensioner? Our Hash
Choir was digging some great songs out of his big black book, and he does not have a half bad
voice either – good work JCF.
Streaker & Teflon were charged by Zorro, for the very loud high-pitched barking from Donny
at his excitement to see Penny. Reminding everyone there are no dogs or poofs in Hash…..
Yeah right!!! Then we had Baagoose or Wheelie, not sure who was the instigator, crash
tackled Top Knot in the corner, which looked very much like an all-in rugby scrum to me.
Luckily no one appeared to be hurt, and I didn’t spot any claret, someone must have just got
tired of standing in the circle. Tonguer told a story, and then I heard Happy Mother’s Day,
followed by if Mum is not in the mood, we have to thank Dad, or some such rot.
Then our honourable Monk appeared from the darkness, fully robed for a naming. Lisa was
asked to kneel and after some deliberation about chook fucker already being taken, and then
moving on to her Japanese heritage, with further mention of maybe Kamikaze or Sushi as
possible names. We were presented with Maneki Pussy – derived from the Maneki Neko
Lucky Cat of Japan, and that Maneki means beckoning….. hhmmmm interesting!
Maneki Pussy then arose and did the rounds being welcomed officially to Mackay Hash House
Harriers.
Executive Lunch was decided at the Austral Hotel, next week’s run is from 117 Tropical
Avenue, Andergrove. Please bring extra cash as a new raffle will be starting with a $50.00
Dan Murphy Voucher up for grabs.
Smut then decided we needed to have a history lesson from 2015, bloody hell, I can
remember something about a VW Car, Johnny Depp and Boo & Pistol, a hole heap of politics
that meant nothing to me, and then the song was sung and the circle closed.
The aforementioned pies were then served up with home-made mushy peas, and a choice of
sauces, very nice. We then all sat around waffling rubbish to each other whilst partaking in
the Hash Esky until we all went home to bed.
On On
Delicious
