Run Date 21/6/21
Run No 2121
Hare: Golly and Raggedy Ann
Venue: 4 Trochus Crt, Shoal Point
Hashers: 21
21 peeps turned up at the beachside abode of Golly and Raggedy Ann to enjoy the Winter Solstice (actually a day early, but who cares?)
Golly ushered us out to the front, and tried to explain the marks were arrows on the right hand side of the road, whilst pointing to an arrow on the left. Off the tribe marched, and soon realized this trail consisted of multiple checks, which confused the mob somewhat. Eventually though, after a trip down to the beach and a pisstop in the dark, the mob began to dribble back to the start, where Raggedy produced some nibblies, including party quiches and sausage rolls. The fire was lit as the beers were tasted, and the banter about nuthin was dribbled, until The Monk bellowed out something about a circle.
Some modern day history was offered including the little known fact that John Lee Hooker died on this day
in 2001, aged 83. Who? I hear you ask? Look him up on YouTube, one of The Blues greats.
In the absence of any stories, Blurry decided to tell a joke. Which left everyone puzzled. Flavio and Giovanni made another appearance, then it was time for some charges, most of which I forget, although Matches was awarded The Dildo, which seemed to amuse her. Zorro’s brother received a down down for being Zorro’s brother, along with returning hasher, whose name escapes me.
Returning from Airlie Beach that morning, TopKnot picked up a hitch hiker, who TopKnot decided would make a good pet, so took him home. Then brought him to Hash. Said hitch hiker was a Frenchman named Francois. (of course), who was awarded a down down for being there. And no, he had absolutely no idea what was happening. (Sacre Bleu, you Aussies)
Circle over, it was time for nosh…. Pumpkin soup with bread, and savoury mince with more bread, settled the stomachs of the mob, along with more sips of favourite drinkies, until we all wandered off into the sunset….. sunset? No, it was very dark.
Another fine night was had by all.
See ya next week at the house on the hill. Did I say hill?
Pensioner.
