Date – 07/11/2022
Run – 2194
Hare – Prick
Venue – The Goose Ponds, BBQ Area behind Bowls Club
A good handful of good-looking hashers arrived in all sorts of modes of transportations for the first run with the new committee, with the new GM and On-Sec, coming in by bike and scooter. Possibly anticipating his regular weekly down-downs, Zorro thought it was best not to drive. Although, some of the still-in-the-closet hashers were less focused on the bike and more fixated to the attire of the GM thinking that a man comfortable enough with his masculinity to be in floral shirts, means a definite trans/homosexual.
Being promised a piss stop, the hashers were given ambiguous directions from Prick who sure earned his title of being a Prick by sending the hashers to start on a false trail. Some hashers even began running to get the nightmare trail over with. As the hashers arrived to the end, they soon discovered it was actually a taking-the-piss stop, proving more to the point of the name once again, Prick.
Some decent pre-circle snacks were passed around and U-turn seized the moment to seize some dollars for the school raffle, giving the monk and new monkee some time to reminisce from their younger days and prepare their history trivia from over the last millennia.
Charges handed all round back and forth. Matches being charged for bravely riding in on a scooter with a nearly flat battery… I remember thinking, I had some AA’s in the car for emergencies, but I wasn’t sure if those flyers would have any hope at this point for these hashers. Flaps had done too good a job with getting the hashers well lubricated.
Tounger being one of the first to dish out jokes, not sure if I’ll repeat that one, but managed to get just about every female hasher to bend right over… Setting the bar nice and low is Tounger’s strategy, that way they bend over again each time they need a drink. Although you might have set the bar high already for next year’s dirty old man award!
Pies and peas served for hash nosh, a good safe bet for all hashers to enjoy, with the option of tomato sauce OR ketchup. Both even, if one felt like being creative. Plenty of good chats and banter all round. Great evening for the first run with the new committee.
On on
Topknot
