Date – 16 Jan 2023
Run – #2204
Hare – Golly & Raggedy Ann
Venue – 4 Trochus Crt, Shoal Point
Hashers: 14
Run Report for Gollies Birthday Run
Hashers put on their snorkels and made their way to the Northern Beaches to Raggedy Ann and Golly’s house as the rain continue to pour down. Since nothing cancels a hash run a good number of hashers braved the elements. Golly had a good size under cover area out the front of his Man Cave to keep the rain at bay. After marking the Trail five times – Golly started the run as a live hare setting a blistering pace. The Trail was tough and treacherous with a right – a left – a left – a left – a left and then a right on home. Unfortunately, no has hash holt. The drowned runners all grabbed a cold one out of the back of Flaps’ ute and sat down for a well-earned refreshment. After the general chit chat the circle was called by the Mon-key Screw. The hare Golly got his down down. Zorro gave a run report “SHIT HOT” as it was the first run he completed for 2023. Zorro was charged for complaining about the overly lengthy run even though he gave a “shit hot” run review. Prick got a charge for completing 800 runs!! Zorro and Maple Syrup got a charge for wearing thongs. Flaps had a couple of cracker jokes. Golly got charged for a Hashie Birthday. Song was sung and Circle closed, and Nosh was on. Great spread by Golly and Raggedy. After dinner Golly organised the entertainment. A large Giant Green Tree Frog singing ROOT ROOT ROOT and trying to fuck a Cane TOAD. I have never seen a Cane Toad trying to climb a vertical lattice wall trying to get away from the persistent frog. Golly had read up on genetic cross breeding techniques and gave them both a splash of wine to get the deed done. Hashie birthday cake and another round of the birthday song for Golly. Great night.
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