Date – 10/04/2023
Run – 2216
Hare – Top Knot
Venue – The Park, Beachway Bld, Shoal Point
Hashers: 23
23 hopefuls stuffed full of chocolate and hot cross buns gathered near the shores of Shoal Point’s most recent purpose-built mosquito breeding structure and engaged in disjointed banter while waiting expectantly for the hare to provide leadership and guidance.
Eventually, a call was made to listen to the hare. However, most totally ignored the instructions and kept up their mindless verbal exchanges while the hare was mumbling incoherently and pointing in various directions. Despite no-one understanding any of it, the bulk of the gathered throng waddled off aimlessly in a range of different directions.
Confusion reigned for a couple of the front runners seeking to locate marks while the rest remained totally ignorant of their surroundings and followed around in a zombie-like state until a short-cut to the piss-stop was identified, and all of a sudden, the bulk of the zombies became remotely engaged in the trail.
The hare maintained his usual standard of sweet tasting piss-stop beverage and had to muster all of his persuasive power to get a reluctant cohort of back-markers to re-join the trail while there were still left-overs.
Once back at the mosquito laboratory, and the circle was called, Zorro came under the usual level of extreme attack, although some efforts backfired.
Maple Syrup opened the joke session with what Raggedy Anne considered to be a side-splitter – whilst the toilet humour contribution was a good effort in comparison with the usual lame bollocks that’s dished up, it was hardly the zinger of all-time. Subsequently, Raggedy got a down-down for wetting her pants.
Pussy Fucker (English interpretation) introduced virgin runner Jarrod and took a down-down on Jarrod’s behalf.
The Monk assumed a spiritual-like stance, before calling Melina into the circle to kneel before him – she reluctantly complied, harbouring Charles Manson cult-like visions.
With the usual range of Hash pomp and ceremony, Melina was named Pisco Sister in reference Peru’s national alcoholic drink – besides, it easy to remember for old hashers slipping quietly off into dementia.
A refreshingly tasty chocolate and hot cross bun free dinner was served and was nicely closed-out with Wheelies birthday cheese-cake.
Topknot and Pisco Sister were congratulated on their run-hosting efforts before attention turned to next week’s run at 57 Bradman Drive, Glenella.
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