Date – 17/07/2023
Run – 2230
Hare – Screw & Fork
Venue – Playground on Willetts Road, North Mackay
Hashers: 17
Our Run Report c/- Zorro.
An 80-year-old Italian goes to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor
is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks, ‘how do you stay
in such great physical condition?’
I’m Italian and I am a golfer,’ says the old guy, ‘and that’s why I’m
in such good shape. I’m up well before daylight and out golfing up and
down the fairways. I have a glass of vino, and all is well.’
“’Well’ says the doctor, ‘I’m sure that helps, but there’s got to be
more to it. How old was your Father when he died?’
‘Who said my Father’s dead?’
The doctor is amazed. ‘You mean you’re 80 years old and your Father’s
still alive. How old is he?’
‘He’s 100 years old,’ says the Old Italian golfer. ‘In fact he golfed
with me this morning, and then we went to the topless beach for a walk
and had a little vino and that’s why he’s still alive. He’s Italian
and he’s a golfer, too.’
‘Well,’ the doctor says, ‘that’s great, but I’m sure there’s more to
it than that. How about your Father’s Father? How old was he when he
died?’
‘Who said my Nono’s dead?’
Stunned, the doctor asks, ‘you mean you’re 80 years old and your
grandfather’s still living! Incredible, how old is he?’
‘He’s 118 years old,’ says the Old Italian golfer.
The doctor is getting frustrated at this point, ‘So, I guess he went
golfing with you this morning too?’
‘No, Nono couldn’t go this morning because he’s getting married today.’
At this point the doctor is close to losing it. ‘Getting married!!
Why would a 118 year- old guy want to get married?’
‘Who said he wanted to?
