Date – 31/07/2023
Run – 2232
Hare – Daffodil
Venue – Evolution Park, Paget
Hashers: 25
25 Hashers gathered at Evolution Park for the run set by Daffodil and Corgi.
It was a very tiring setting the run as they had to have something to lie on when they finished setting it, vis a vi a double mattress, hope they enjoyed the rest.
The runners (I use the word advisedly) set off down the grassy knoll and quickly disappeared faster than you can say JFK. Shocker must have known something as he used a scooter to get around on, however it ran out of fuel and so had to complete the run on foot (boo hoo). He then had to go and pick up his u beaut new car before it was stolen.
The rest of the pack did the right thing and continued on the run as any good hasher should do. It was up and down and round and round and finally made it home for dips and biscuits.
The Monk then called for the circle to form, however they could only manage a semi-circle.
The Monk then read out his on this day segment about a Pole with a wheelbarrow name that he couldn’t pronounce, I can’t for the life of me, remember what the whole story was about, obviously something very important or the Monk wouldn’t have read it out.
The hare was given his just desserts and it was unclear whether it was a shithouse run or a shit hot, so it was decided to sing the shithouse song just in case.
Charges were laid against Snot for not bringing his stubby holder and then blaming Insex for his lack of memory, but he then called her Heather (what the fucks a Heather) Zorro was given his usual down down (was it Tonto) Golly
charged Tonto for looking too much like Donald Trump, which made Tonto (or was it Zorro) almost have fit. Down downs were given to Knicka Licka and Piccolo Pirate as returning runners and two visiting hashers Rough Red and her partner (memory lapse sorry).
Jokes were told some were even funny, and then much to everyone’s delight the food came out, Lamb Stew and Rice (beautiful) followed by Tim Tams and chocolate coated marshmallow biscuits. More beer was consumed and stories told and then it was off home.
Next week’s run will be at 206 Phillip Street Mt Pleasant just past the roundabout in front of Carlyle Gardens set by Flaps.
Looking forward to a very short run as my mobility scooter doesn’t have enough power for a long one.
On On Flaps.
