Run Number: 22## (possibly 2235)
Where do I start ?
Here :- 😂
It was inside Gollys mancave that we assembled (20~30 hashers and visitors)
Golly pointed out the almost blue moon and then mentioned that all marks were on the left hand side and there was a piss stop.
With gusto off we went up the hill up another hill a bit of banter God only knew where they went as I, and rightly so short cutted to the piss stop on the beach. A marvellous concoction of secret herbs and spices combined with green ginger wine and lovely it was.
After a bit if bullshitting the pack headed off in the direction of the setting sun along the beach.
Not me though, I fought Golly for the keys to Dragon Ladys, Peabeaus, 4WD, after a thorough investigation I found the hole for the key and drove back home.
After a while the pack arrived back home to partake in the festivites.
From hereon i shall use dot points (to reduce the risk of carpel tunnel)
* Visitors: nah no one loved us
* Returning: 🏃♀️ 🏃♂️ Wheelie and his two lovely attendants
* Leaving: Dip Tits heading south then further south and even further south. Then to NZ apparently looking for a sperm donor
* Charges:
Zorro just because the gm always get charged
Snot same reason
Golly setting too good of a run
Golly for not putting all marks on the Lhs
Delicious lamp post leaning in the circle
Dip Tits , no hash shirt, yawning and looking at her watch
A few jokes were told then circle closed
I should mention here that Golly and Raggedy have exceeded all before them in culinary cuisine and i think that unless they stole the scotch fillet steaks they may well have exceeded the budgetary constraints. Thankyou Golly
BUSINESS
Pre lube to the pre lube somewhere around the 12th, 13th 14th September at Farkarewee and Kuntry Girls residence @ Bells Rd TURKEY BEACH. call farkarewee 0412060188
Pre lube KENNELLS 80th birthday @ Lionlea Hotel 15th September
15-17 September 2023– Rocky Hash – Rocky Revival, Rocky Show Grounds. Theme – Retro
3RD – 5TH November 2023 – Mackay Hash – A DAY AT THE RACES
3-5 May 2024 Cutlery H3 (QLD) – 1300th Celebration Run
JOKES
A man was working on his motorcycle on the patio, his wife nearby in the kitchen. While racing the engine, the motorcycle accidentally slipped into gear. The man, still holding onto the handlebars, was dragged along as it burst through the glass patio doors.
His wife, hearing the crash, ran in the room to find her husband cut and bleeding, the motorcycle, and the shattered patio door. She called for an ambulance and, because the house sat on a fairly large hill, went down the several flights of stairs to meet the paramedics and escort them to her husband.
While the attendants were loading her husband, the wife managed to right the motorcycle and push it outside. She also quickly blotted up the spilled petrol with some paper towels and tossed them into the toilet.
After being treated and released, the man returned home, looked at the shattered patio door and the damage done to his motorcycle. He went into the bathroom and consoled himself with a cigarette while attending to his business. About to stand, he flipped the butt between his legs.
The wife, who was in the kitchen, heard a loud explosion and her husband screaming. Finding him lying on the bathroom floor with his trousers blown away and burns on his buttocks, legs and groin, she once again phoned for an ambulance. The same paramedic crew was dispatched.
As the paramedics carried the man down the stairs to the ambulance, they asked the wife how he had come to burn himself. She told them. They started laughing so hard, one slipped, the stretcher dumping the husband out. He fell down the remaining stairs, breaking his arm.
Still having a bad day?
Just remember, it could be worse.
The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.
Still think you are having a bad day?
A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.
STILL think you’re having a bad day?
Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn , Germany . Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly. The two hapless protesters were trampled to death.
What? STILL having a bad day??
Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn’t pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with ‘return to sender’ stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.
There now, feeling better
NEXT WEEKS RUN @ Tontos abode in Bucasia, St Bees Ave
On 0n
Snot
