Date – 17/03/2025
Run – 2319
Hare – Daffodil & Corgi
Venue – Evolution Park, 76 Maggioli Drive, Paget.
Hashers: 18
Hashers who hold a Seniors Card should be exempt from writing a run report as they can’t retain the information they need, it has completely dribbled away by the time the honourable secretary notifies them that the game is up and the report has to be produced.
The evening was dank, dark and drizzly but nothing fazes our Hares, everything runs like clockwork so I’m plucking at straws here. Daffodil gives the pack clear instructions but now I’m thinking that we had to follow the Hare instead of set marks. That’s what I did anyway as I’m sure …. (Unfortunately, Insex just rang now to check on the report’s progress and I’ve lost my train of thought).
The route was 3.3 km. As well as not walking with the entertaining Maple Syrup, Shocker is also to be avoided if you need to note the surroundings for a run report. I had great difficulty in keeping up with his long, leggy stride plus sidestepping puddles and wet, overhanging branches. Returning to Evolution Park I was non-plussed to see some back-end hashers had already arrived as well as the mosquitoes.
Smut had lost any authority if indeed he ever had it as the circle didn’t materialise when he called it and the do-gooders were left standing. Eventually all were rounded up. It was St. Patrick’s day and thankfully Smut had something interesting to hang his hat on instead of the usual fare. Normally it’s as dreary as the topic of ‘retaining walls’ at Executive Lunch. Flaps was the choir master and as always came forth with a joke. It was no joke when Termite lost my car keys which reminds me that there were some well-deserved charges for the night.
Damp weather didn’t dampen the presentation of the food, it was thoroughly enjoyable. Termite has lost his mind and is aiming to also cook rice next week. He has been warned that he can’t compete. What the heck!! The hashers were also fortunate to have a roof overhead while eating and Daffodil was prepared with lights. I digress here: in 1991 Daffodil was the only one who was able to fix my tape recorder on the Canning Stock Route – doctors and carpenters pshaw!!!
Next week’s true blue Hash run will start on the corner of Sugar Shed Rd and
Ridolfi’s Rd. Food will be at 12 Barclays Rd, Dumbleton. Entrees will be available if Insex recovers from the birthday tonight.
On On
Juice
