Date – 9/06/2025
Run – 2331
Venue: Jaycee Park Bedford Rd Beaconsfield
Hare – Screw & Fork
Hashers – 24
A bunch of chilly Hash Runners gathered at Jaycee Park in Andergrove, Plenty of returning runners and some virgin runners so a really good turnout. Returning runners included Prick, Knothead & PawPaw. There was a live Hare and Instructions were given to “stay behind the Hare at ALL times!!” Off we all went on a leisurely run (walk) over into the Dark and gloomy mozzy ridden depths of Andergrove. Lucky it was too cold for mozzies and everyone had a torch. We continued on down the inner sewers behind Tropical Avenue where Mrs Appeel narrowly missed falling into a sinkhole beside the drain. Surprise!!! There was a Piss stop at Delicous’ place with a Hashy Birthday for Distillery and a Returning runner song for Deeeliiisooous. It was on home back to the park for a very yummy warm cob loaf which all the cold hungry Hashers devoured. Plenty of chit chat and the circle was called. No history lesson from the Monk this week just some very interesting facts about women being lighter than men. Saving Goa Airway millions of dollars a year. Charges for Screw the hare, Zorro, Matches, Raggedy Ann, Mrs Appeel, PawPaw – Mrs Appeel and PawPaw again and all the returning runners. Some Cracker Jokes and a very quick speil from the Virgin runners, Just Peter & Just Janine. Circle closed off with the normal formalities and then it was into the lovely Hash nosh of Beef Raggoo from Fork. Some Chockies to close out the great night then it was on Home. See everyone next week.
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