Run Date: 22 September 2025
Run No: 2347
Hare: Pensioner & Mango
Venue: John Breen Park, North Mackay
Hashers: 16
The travel weary hare (Pensioner) ambushed arrivals at the carpark entrance to the John Breen Park and regaled unwary hashers with tales of his recent motorcycle pilgrimage through the US.
Following multiple repeats of the same story, the hare handed out six envelopes with run instructions, citing a dicky knee as his excuse for not setting a marked trail.
A welcome piss-stop laced with fully imported bootleg Jack Daniels whiskey was gladly consumed by runners before returning to the piss truck.
The circle was called and the hare was charged, not once, but multiple times – Mango had to gracefully decline consuming a charge as she had become the designated driver following Pensioner’s numerous indiscretions.
The song was sung and circle closed before participants hoed into lashings of sausages and onion on bread followed by tasty chocolate and / or coconut slice.
See you next week at 20 Royal Boulevard, Glenella.
On On
Smut
