Run Date: 29 September 2025
Run No: 2348
Hare: Smut
Venue: 20 Royal Boulevard, Glenella
Hashers: 21
About 20 Hashers assembled at Smuts abode for what looked like being the first Dry run from this area for quite some time. After first dragging the hare out of the kitchen the group assembled out the front at 1808 to get their instructions for the wander around the neighbourhood of which nobody took the slightest bit of notice because Smut had the piss stop across his back and they just followed him. Some people will do anything to have a following.
Don’t know what the run was like because I was forced to stay behind to guard the esky for the group which I did in the most excellent and efficient manner confirmed by the Hashers first action of checking their precious refreshments immediately on their return. Followed by a extended period contentment and conversation until the Monk called the circle.
Following the deluge of information dragged off the internet for those boring TV game shows we got down to the business of charging people for misdemeanours (smut, harbour, returning runner’s, virgin runner’s, etal ) and then the Alzheimer’s Blurrie who could not remember why a castrated bull wears a bell, then the sad story from Insex about the virgin amputee learning his astronomical fate (by high tide)
By now a few of the crowd were getting restless so the song was sung and the seagulls circled waiting for the hash nosh to be served After the initial swarm things settled down to the quietest time of the evening before the great Lemming exit
Next week’s run will be from the BBQ area behind the Gooses bowls club
On on
Nicka
