Run Date: 20th March 2017
Run No #1902
Hare: Teflon
Venue: 37 Mango Avenue, Eimeo
Hashers: 22
A troop of 22 elite Hashers gathered in the stormy gloom and quite frankly pissing rain. Off they trotted around the neighbourhood with a map and Golly’s loose instructions, no point marking out a run in that weather.
Runners returned in various stages due to losing trail that wasn’t set, relying on soggy maps instead! Sweet Meat coming in last as she got lost and did 2 loops around the neighbourhood, a very dedicated Harriet one might say, but no, not us, over achieving bastard was heard rippling all around the group.
Circle was formed after a welcome nibble of corn 🌽 on the cob with lashings of butter, lovely after that rain.
Down, downs given to Teflon the hare and to Knothead for 400 runs. We were all given the pleasure of Knothead stripping down to his undies to put on his new Hashy 400 run shorts. Shorts were very nice and thank the holy Lord for small mercies that Knothead had on reasonably decent undies for once. Photos enclosed of close up groin and bum. Don’t say you haven’t been warned.
Lots of very bad jokes on the Knothead genre of bad comedy but hey ho beggars can’t be choosers now can they?
Lassie was sporting a new hair do or no hair do thanks to her fantastic efforts raising money for cancer, $500 and counting. Well done Lassie.
Everyone was drying off a bit by now and the club song was sung with gusto followed by circle closed and a scrabble for Teflon’s delicious hot dogs seen off by chocolate and very posh lychee and white chocolate Tim Tams.
Remember to bring a chair to next weeks run at McFanny’s wee hoose at 13 Grasstrail Street.
On on McFanny
