Run Date: 5th June, 2017
Run No #1913
Hare: Streaker
Venue: 3/5 Hunter Street, West Mackay
Hashers: 22
Oh. What a night. It will go down in Hash folklore as the night Hottie should have gone to Specsavers, and Knotted SPILT – yes SPILT!! – his beer.
There was a good turn up for a quiet amble/ run/ walk through the streets of West Mackay and the Botanical Gardens led by 2 runners and about 20 walkers. The clever ones became scb and headed for home early in the piece , while the dummies followed a non existant trail as far as the river and the hospital.
After the run all gathered round the fire in Streaker’s back yard to partake of a few coldies and a feed of corned beef sangers. There were a few jokes, some charges and the usual bad language and a bit of attitude from the social misfits in the group. Nothing changes.
Then Hottie tried to burn the concrete cat. Admittedly the light was not good; Hottie is getting on a bit and his eyesight is not 20/20,but this was over the top. The cat was rescued by the RSPCA minus one ear and all its’ fur.
Then Knotted lost the plot and threw his chair and beer into the garden. The cause of this is unknown, but he sat there for a while contemplating the grass and burning cat before he resumed his normal pose with smoke in left hand and beer in right hand!
After Knotted settled down all of us had a few more beers then Knicker stole the eskies so we all went home.
A great night!
On On
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