Run Date: 12th June, 2017
Run No #1914
Hare: Prick
Venue: John Breen Park, Malcomson Street, North Mackay
Hashers: 22
On a cool Monday night on the bright side of town, 22 intrepid hash peoples turned up for Pricks run at John Breen park rugged up against the cool conditions. After all the usual prerun bullshit was over, the hare called the pack together and said that the run/walk was well marked, and if they wanted to have grub later then he would not be able to hold our hands, and pointed in some direction mumbling about chalk arrows.
That’s when it spiraled out of control, peoples headed off in all directions, then we heard later on that Hot Rocks (renamed Specsavers) spat the dummy, something about he found the right trail but nobody took any notice. Which is understandable on his previous effort on seeing things. Then, with the correct trail being found, the pack headed off for a cool ramble around the gooseponds trails, with several SCB hashers heading home early for drinkypoos, the rest braved the cold and completed the run.
After further bullshit the circle was called and the monk and his offsider delivered copulous amounts of that fowl brew from the bottom of Australia to the offending hare and peoples charged, jokes told and drinkypoos to new hasher Barry (something about him being entwined with the Monk, poor bugger) and ex Brisvagas hasher Cuntry.
Finally the song was sung and grub served, (firstly hot spuds and then roast meat sangers with chutney and chilli jam) good effort Pric. So, as I had run out of bullshit to talk about, I toddled off home.
ON ON
Screw
