Run Date: 31st July, 2017
Run No #1921
Hare: Knicker Licker
Venue: Northview Park, Cnr Shapers Road & Royal Boulevard, Glenella
Hashers: 24
It was a bit chilly when the pack set off from the Royal Boulevard park. A run set by serial run setter Knicka Licka. It was then off down Schapers road and then buggered if I knew were it went after that. I don’t do runs unless they at least 5 kilometres long.
The run was well marked as Lassie didn’t get lost. The first back were the two fittest runners in Mackay Hash, JCF and Prick, who found Knicka’s keys and with the help of the next fittest runner Zorro proceeded to raid the piss truck.
The rest of the pack slowly made their way back in across the park torches ablaze.
The hare was called up and had his just desserts some sort of song was then sung. Streaker was charged for making Flaps spend his hard earned pension on a taxi, when the bus trip would have done the job cheaper.
Jokes were told, more lies spread. Blurry and Blo Jo had a down down as returning runners, it’s good to see them back at it, although Blurry had a bit of trouble only having the use of one arm. Blo Jo had to take him to the toilet as he had trouble with the undoing of his shorts. (I made that up but don’t let the truth get in the way of a good story).
The song was sung, the start of the second verse through everyone out as it usually does. Food was consumed a chicken stew which was very tasty and bread, followed by homemade apple pie made in Sarah Lee’s home and custard, again all very tasty.
A photo was taken of the Airlie Beach banner with all the hashers in front of it (except for Lassie, who hid under it). Unfortunately someone stole the banner we went to a lot of trouble to steal, please get it back to Golly asap as he is taking it up to Airlie next weekend.
Next weeks run will be from Flaps’ place, the food will be sausages, bread and tomato sauce, without the sausages and bread but plenty of tomato sauce you just have to bring a spoon.
on on a secret run reporter who isn’t Flaps.
