Run Date: 5th February 2018
Run No #1950
Hares: Golly & Raggedy Ann
Venue: 4 Trochus Court 
Hashers: 23
Run Report for Golly and Raggety Ann from their lovely home at Slade Shoal Point. 
It was a hot sunny day on the island of Sodor and Thomas aka Golly, set off with all the other locos (hashers) and carriages (more hashers) from the shed. Everyone of course was delayed a little because Grundfather loco (Tounger) was late as he was piston broke. As they approached the first switch (check), The Fat Controller (JCF) commented to Thomas that the refuelling truck (Half a Boat) had not arrived. Thomas barked at the Fat Controller saying if all the locos get back from the route (trail) and they have no fuel (piss) that the locos would flog Thomas and his good friends (Mismanagment) until they were within an inch of their lives.
The Fat Controller decided to go back to the station and call the refuelling truck and find out what was happening (Half a Boat where the F$#k are you! These hashers are gunna kill us if you don’t turn up with all the piss!!!!!!) The refuelling truck replied it’s all good I am on my way now I won’t be long I promise. The Fat Controller breathed a sigh of relief and disappointment, as he knew no one would be flogged today.
Except of course Thomas who planned on shunting Clarabel (Raggety Ann) some time later that night. 
All of a sudden and out of nowhere, some of the locos started to appear and they looked like they wanted refuelling now, much to the amazement of Thomas and the Fat Controller who were still waiting on the refuelling truck. All of a sudden a gay toot toot was heard and the refuelling truck pulled into the station to refuel the locos.
With this done a performance review (circle) was held and some naughty engines including Thomas and Clarabel for making the railway line, returning engines,
Arthur (Who hasn’t Paid) and Molly (Breatstroke), Neville (Blurry) for something, Salty (Pensioner) and possible some others got lubrication forced down their intake manifolds whilst the other engines sang with glee. Some extremely funny jokes were told and if you missed them come along and hear them again at another performance review soon. Before long attention was drawn to a special refuelling session (Executive Lunch) which was to occur at Harrup Park.
Next week’s adventure will be from Merlin’s (Prick’s) station at 5/1 Kenzey Street, North Sodor (Mackay) 
and all Thomas’ friends want to see you there. With that done and everyone wanting to restock their boilers with coal (fantastic hash nosh made by Clarabel), the locos tooted their horns and sung the Thomas the Tank Engine theme song (MH3 club song) and ended the performance review. Everyone re-stoked their boilers and talked about magical fantasy things before heading back to the shunting shed but that’s another story and it can’t be told in this time slot right Thomas?
Until next week this has been The Fat Controller standing in for Merlin who magically disappeared tonight.
ON ON
