Run Date: 18/6/18
Run #1969
Hare: Baagoose
Venue: 21 Park Street Mackay
Hashers: 14
14 hardy hashers gathered at the home of Bargoose for the usual Monday night run. It must have been too cold for a lot of hashers who didn’t make it, they missed out on a very pleasant evening.
The run started outside Bargoose’s residence where he proceeded to give instructions on how the run would, although it was a bit disconcerting when he mentioned there were no false trails (Hotty would have been disappointed) it was essential everyone had a torch and to make sure no-one was left on their own at the back of pack as there was going to be an obstacle that may challenge a few of the not so fit runners (ha ha).
The pack headed off down Park street, a quick left and it was on from there.
There was everyone was following trail, as all good hashers do, however the marks seem to have disappeared, so it was a good excuse for everyone to head on back to the on on. Delicious actually went on the run in her Japanese running shoes, only because she got to a point where it was no use heading back. Delicious was also the only one to get into trouble at the obstacle (a drain crossing) however she did have the reliable Mango to give her assistance.
Everyone made it safely back to the on on but had to wait for Bargoose to get back, as he was the only one to follow trail.
Bargoose received his down down without too much complaing ( well for Bargoose anyway). Golly received a down down for blocking the main roundabout at Heaths road and Sugar Shed roads. Unfortunately he was spotted by that intrepid motorcyclist Pensioner who called out “buy a Holden”, the car also caused havoc outside Bunnings, perhaps he should buy a Holden. Raggedy Anne and Mango got a down down for wearing hoodies in the circle after much protest by Raggedy Anne.
Jokes were then told. Flaps told a joke about doing something sexy to a tractor complete with gyrating movements learnt from the educational movies on the internet. It must have been good but I hear Pensioner tried the same moves when he got back home only to get a quick slap, told to behave himself and there would be no pudding for a week.
The song was sung and the nosh came out. Plenty of rice, bread and curried sausages which fill de jaw couldn’t comprehend, however her and Tom had to go home early, as they were on their own for the night, no Wheelie Bin.
On on until next weeks run at flaps’s place at 17 Jarrah Street.
