Date: 01-10-18
Run #1984
Hare: McFanny
Venue: 13 Grasstrail St Andergrove
Hashers: 26
1st Report
26 mostly broken down old farts and 1 whipper snapper assembled at MacFannys. After swapping some gossip we set off on a nice stroll around Melalluca park, or whatever that areas called, following or not following some fairly patchy trail marks.
A not so long walk was followed by the usual odd charge, some odder jokes and then strong contender for “NOTY”(Nosh Of The Year) supplied by the esteemed 3 Dunlop star chef MacFanny. Great effort MacFanny, a good night had by all then we went home.
On On
Radish
2nd Report
With the absence of the report writer for this week and the monk forgetting to seek, select or nominate a victim, no one wrote a report.
What a fine public holiday, thanks your majesty, it was. Somewhere between 15-25 eager hashers and some virgin runners turned out for run 1984 kindly brought to you by the hare of the week, McFanny at her humble abode, As the writer missed the briefing he or she followed the pack into the darkness. With plenty of arrows and checks the pack stayed together scared to venture out. Corgi seemed to be the only one of us with enough courage to go it alone.
As usual, the opportunity came along just as the body pain moans and groans started and most of the pack took opportunity to shortcut and head back to the safety of the hares lair whilst Corgi and a few dedicated followers completed the rest of the trail. Or so they say! Meanwhile back at the den, the hashers were drinking and bullshitting until the Corgi’s came home.
The circle was called, the usual rubbish and important things were discussed, some hashers were charged and proven guilty, some of the best comedy was delivered and we were introduced to not one, not two but three virgin runners. The monk seemed a little reluctant to want to involve one of two of them, maybe he knew them or something. After the aroma of food was detected the circle was closed and the food was on.
What great food it was at McFanny’s nest! Many said it was a three course meal because they went back for seconds and then took in a delicious dessert.
Well I have run out of ways to say house, so until next week at Beer Tap’s warren, On on Anon
