Date: 22-10-18
Run #1988
Hare: Pensioner – thanks
Venue: Mackay Bowls Club Nebo Road
Hashers: 29
29 Hashers turned up on time for the AGPU. Pensioner had set one of his ‘short and sweet’ envelope runs to keep the night flowing so we could have the elections before our Din-Dins.
Awards for 2017-2018 were given out to the following:
‘DUMMY SPIT’ AWARD FOR NO COINS AWARD GOES TO ZORRO
‘ERNEST HEMMINGWAY’ AWARD GOES TO JCF
‘HASH NOSH’ AWARD GOES TO McFANNY aka DAISY MOO
‘BEST FIRE’ AWARD GOES TO WOMBAT
‘CHRISTMAS DAY RUN’ AWARD GOES TO LASSIE
‘COST SAVING FOR THE CLUB’ & ‘UNIQUE VENUE’ AWARD GOES TO HALF A BOAT
‘MOST INSPIRATIONAL HASH NOSH FROM A VIRGIN HARE AWARD’ GOES TO BEER TAP
‘MOUNTAIN GOAT AWARD’ GOES TO SHOCKER & SWEETMEAT
On that note, Radish called for nominations for GM. Streaker was nominated and accepted the position, congratulations Streaker. Our first female GM ever??
Streaker then took the role and thanked the outgoing committee for their hard work and commitment. She then saw the new Hashers one by one get voted in for their new positions.
Monk – JCF
Monkee: Mango
On Sec: Teflon
Hash Cash: Pensioner
Hash Piss: Half a Boat
Trail Mistress: McFanny:
Haberdashery: Paw Paw
Hash Horn: Viagra
Hash Choir: Tarzan
Last but not least the ‘Dirty Old Man Award’ was given to Tarzan. You might have to explain that one Tarzan! On that he was given the hang up poster board for the year!
Circle was called and jokes told, charges laid, much chatter. Then it was time for our din-dins. Hash sung song. See you all next week at Piccolo’s.
On On
Teflon
