Run Date: 24th December 2018
Run No #1998
Hare: Teflon & McFanny
Venue: 37 Mango Ave Eimeo
Hashers: 13
T’was the night before Christmas with piss all about A dozen cheery Hashers went out and about Following the North Star with anticipation of finding a Great Northern beer, the Hashers raided the esky and up went the cheer!
Fortified by piss and Christmas fun, we followed the reindeers, McTavish, Little Ted, Penny, Donny, Rosie, Corgi and Lassie towards the setting sun.
Around the lands we searched high and low to find the baby Jesus, but miserably failed in our quest, unable to find 3 wise men and a virgin we returned to Teflon’s nest!
Following a lengthy and highly entertaining circle we retired for dinner awaiting a Christmas miracle.
A great feast of lovely legs, cake and cream was greedily ate.
A Gentleman Caller and his Harem of Harriets sat in wait.
In awe of the charisma he exudes, the Hares muttering, “how does he do it, he truly is great!!”
Many hash jokes and stories were told, carrying the Hash tradition of talking up bullshit sevenfold!
The esky was empty and all full of cheer, all pissed off home the esky devoid of beer.
Ready to do it all again next week on the last day of the year!
Merry Christmas
On on
McFanny
