Run Date: 1st April 2019
Run No #2013
Hare: Prick
Venue: 5/1 Kenzey Street, North Mackay
Hashers: 19
Well, about 19 happy souls turned up for the rearranged Tounger’s run at Prick’s place, with the rain threatening we set off, heading towards the bowls club which made Zorro happy, but no he was heard to say that he would be doing the run, bullshit, it was only a very few who completed the run, which upset the GM greatly, saying that locking the piss up until the pack is back, may be back on, anyway with the run over, nibbilies served, and drinks partaking the general bullshit started, until the Monk called the circle as the Monkey stayed at home, something about looking after her new pussy, so, the best looking hasher stepped up to help our Monk, the hare was called forward to take his just desserts, (which we found out later, there was none) jokes were told and charges argued and some dismissed, bullshit prevailed until the Mackay Hash song was sung, circled closed, the nosh was announced,( fucking pies and minted peas) which do not mix, anyway about this time I had heard enough bullshit and dooddled off home, will see all you suckers next week at our place.
Prick of the Week went to Daffodil 
Next week run: Screw and Forks aboud, 80a Maple Drive, Andergrove.
OnOn Screw.
