Run Date: 15th April 2019
Run No #2015
Hare: Pensioner
Venue: 12 Douglas Court, Rural View
Hashers: 18
Well, well, well, never let the truth get in the way of a good Hash story.
Run Report requested from Delicious by the Stand-In Monk Snot. Up the driveway, turn right down the hill, meander around and around, like a herd of cattle following the bum in front. Aaahh but there is a twist, find the something new??? Really, a new sub-division, then up a very steep path, to another bloody hill…. But we were assured the trail was all completely flat by the trail-master Pensioner, or did he dream he had been hard at work on an excavator for the last month in Rural View!
Run scored a 9/10, purely by the fact I didn’t do it, and stayed back with the other 4 injured or lazy hashers, listening to the running commentary from the trail master on the top deck, watching his herd. Oh, and Tonguer stuffed the entire timing schedule out, by turning up over 20 minutes late, but good news Sweet Meat and new Bub had just arrived back in Mackay 10 minutes earlier and are both doing well.
Fast circle, with the usual charges and jokes, our GM Streaker didn’t miss out either for talking in the circle or being boisterous, or some such thing. Interesting joke by JCF, although I think he stuffed up the punch line. Someone was charged for stroking Mango’s new ginger pussy….
Gentleman Caller Flaps had a little story, Matches as a returning runner and a joke from Zorro. Sorry I am little vague, I didn’t know I was being nominated to write the Hash Report until the end of the circle, due to the absence of Teflon. Executive Lunch for today is at Souths Suburban Bowls Club at 12:29pm. Daffodil remains the custodian of the “Large Prick”, and where the hell is the “Hash Dildo of Destiny” hiding? The MH3 Hash song was a disaster, that makes 2 weeks in a row, the GM wasn’t happy, but the circle was closed by Snot anyway.
Hash Nosh was yum and heaps of it, a chicken casserole, and a sausage and vegie dish, 2 trays of potato bake, accompanied with fresh bread and butter. Followed by home-made brownies with weird blue icing and spiced fruit biscuits. Good work Mango, obviously Pensch had been way too busy on his excavator to help cook.
See you next week, Easter Monday at the Eimeo Surf Lifesaving Club, please come and say hello to our visiting Hashers from Bunbury WA, on their way to Croc Nash Hash in Port Douglas.
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