Run Date: 30th September, 2019
Run No #2039
Hare: Fill De Jaw, Wheelie Bin & Hot Salami
Venue: 32 Spinnaker Way, Royal Sands, Bucasia
Hashers: 24
We all arrived like a swarm of bees to a honey pot, with the hope of some exquisite French Cuisine, to find Hot Salami out walking the dogs, and Fill De Jaw directing traffic to appropriate parking spaces (didn’t want to piss off the neighbours)!!!! Wheelie Bin was up and about knocking over my Cider bottles again, Yep, I reckon that is about a 6 Pack now.
Around 6pm Fill De Jaw called everyone out the front to explain the markings, which was very hard to do without a Hash Horn to bring some order to the crowd, where are our Hash Horns?
On Trail 
Check 
On Back ? 
Our Hare ran out of chalk for the On Back, and it was too far to come home on the skateboard.
The On On was called, with Golly already halfway up the road and everyone followed after him. From all accounts the trail was not shitty, but Blo Jo laid claim to being the only one who completed the run, with everyone else being a short cutting bastard. This earned her a down down in the circle, as we didn’t have enough piss to charge all the SCB’s.
Cucumber and Carrot sticks were put out for nibbles, but after seeing everyone’s look of dismay, dips and chips were added while we waited for the circle to be called. Without our Monk Tarzan, Streaker bequeathed this momentous job to yours truly. Mango called the circle, and Pensioner copped one straight up, for muttering about women running the circle.
Jokes were told by Flaps, Golly and Blurry – hardly a joke Blurr, you must have lost your touch.
Charge for Flaps for losing his fridge out the side of his blue ute and taking off the entire side panel as he drove in his carport. In his defence, he reportedly picked up a Swedish Backpacker that wanted to have her way with him, and that’s how the damage occurred. HHHmmmm
No Birthdays to celebrate, Executive Lunch was decided on at Taylors Hotel, Virgin Hasher Elena from Italy – visiting the Hare, took a down down. Streaker tried to charge Raggedy Ann for taking 2 hours to go from Canelands to Harrup Park, but the charge was squashed as it had nothing to do with Hash. Apologies for anything I missed, as I was meant to be taking notes in the circle. With nothing further to discuss, the Mackay Hash Song was sung and the circle closed.
Hash Nosh was not Escargot or Coq au Vin, but very nice corned meat and 2 large potato bakes with fresh bread and butter, and a huge array of sauces to tantalise the taste buds.
After Nosh, we all sat around yacking on, until the first few left, then the hash piss was away, so we collected up our empties and the rest of us buggered off home.
Hope to see you all next week on Monday 7th October for Run #2040 at Fork & Screw’s abode, 80A Maple Drive, Andergrove to celebrate the Queen’s Birthday Long Weekend.
To commemorate this significant occasion, you are formally requested to wear a Crown, Tiara, Court Jester Hat or any other kind of headwear you feel appropriate. Our most honourable Monk Tarzan will be charging anyone not wearing something on their head in the circle.
On On
Delicious – Mackay H3 Hash Whip
