Run Date: 4th November 2019
Run No #2044
Hare: Zorro
Venue: Mackay Fencing 70 Satellite Crescent Mackay Harbour
Hashers: 21
An enthusiastic crowd of 21 spritely hashers (including our newly named Chop sticks), gathered at Zorro’s Outer Harbour place of business keen to see what treats lay ahead on yet another beautiful North Queensland Monday evening.
We set out on a path explained vaguely by the Hare who led us to believe the he’d gone to the trouble of setting 2 runs? What the? And facing opposite directions??
I heard people muttering ‘full of shit’ as they wandered off in safe numbers, keen to avoid the barbed-wire-fence-fiasco & swarms of midges they were subjected at his LAST run.
What started off to be a pleasant run, could have had a dreadful outcome for the author – alias:’ Hooker the short cutter’. Such were we absorbed in hashy-gossip, that we took a wrong feckin turn. Thank God Raggedy-Ann alerted Teflon & I to the fact that we were headed in the direction with only one way out: the track of past-run best forgotten, filled with nothing but horrors, pain & misery. Phew, thanks Raggedy – longest walk I’ve done for a while, 40 minutes a record, but at least thanks to you, we got back in one piece
We were excited to get back to a yummy dip make by Matches & to find that Fork had organized a Melbourne Cup sweep – turned out to be a pretty shitty sweep really cause me, Teflon & Raggedy won noting L Pretty sure McFanny, Lassie & Tounger are happy about raking in the money though. Thanks Fork for a great job.
Our honourable monk called the circle with myself filling in as a surprisingly talented Monkee. Chrissy party’s sorted for the 30th at Delicious’ place 5.30. Charges were given to those-who-must-be-punished (even though our trusty GM choked on hers) & some pretty tame jokes flowed. Never thought I say it, but I kinda miss the discussing jokes from Peau Beau & Knothead. A Hello and Good-bye Charge given to TJ & Returning runner JCF.
Hash nosh was frankly amazing – who ever would of thought you had it in you Zorro? I believe I did miss out on the best part though – some of Flaps creations my favourite Rocky Road and Cherry Slice. Why did I leave early?
Great night – On! On! Till next week
Hooker
