Run Date: 6th January 2020
Run No #2054
Hare: Half a Boat
Venue: 12 David Muir Street Slade Point.
Hashers: 15
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away…..
Episode 2054 – It is only Half a Boat!
With the rebellion totally crushed after last weeks rebel attempt by keen Ball Bay Hash to abscond with our MH3 members, we marched to Half a Boats shed at Slade point.
15 eager souls took part in celebrating our victory over the rebel scum including a virgin couple Lee and her husband matey, Bob, George, John or something like that.
We eagerly waited for directions on our next mission and were told to follow the pink paint. That’s where Zorro and I got off track never to be seen again until later that is. Everton else had a ball, best run ever apparently!
We eagerly waited institutions and were told to follow the pink paint. That’s where Zorro and I got off track never to be seen again until later that is.
Exit scene with cheaply made black side swipe effect and intro the next scene.
Once we all returned Pensioner took control bringing the troops to attention, Tarzan where are you by the way? Before long the supreme leader Darth Pensch was dishing out down downs to everyone except me. Probably because I am the Luke Skywalker type character and hero of the story. Well you will continue to let me write these things you villainous scum! Anyway, back to the story. It was a great show of force, pun intended, by Darth to utilise the dark side totally dominating the circle. With that done we sang the victory song led well by me of course.
Once the formal ceremony and victory speeches were delivered in the form of jokes, we feasted Chipsticks style with the best produce the Empire could confiscate. It was yummy Chinese food, did I say it was yummy? It was yummy anyway.
Exit scene again with another cheaply made black side swipe effect and intro the next scene.
When we finished feasting Commander Half a Boat brought out some Tim Tams in what was a miserable attempt at Imperial Pudding. As my master Yoda said, “You can only see once you have blinded your Eyes JCF”…. I am still trying to work out the relevance of that and furthermore the relevance of it to this story. But hey, Yoda has to make an appearance, somewhere right?
Exit scene yet again with another cheaply made black side swipe effect and intro the next scene.
Flashback…… Before Darth Pensch started the Imperial Circle, Commander Half a Boat served chips, biscuits and 2 dips which are apparently called snacks.
Exit scene yet again with another cheaply made…. Oh you have gotta get this by now stop making me make you all visualise or I will strike you with my dad’s lightsabre.
With that said we jumped into our Imperial Cruisers and pissed off….. so until next week where we again congregate for episode 2055 at Fill De Jaw, Wheelie Bin & Hot Salami 32 Spinnaker Way, Royal Sands, Bucasia Filly’s Birthday!
Key music (score) and blacken screen and roll credits…..
On On
JCF and TJ
