Run Date: 24th August 2020
Run No #2077
Hares: Raggedy Anne & Golly
Venue: 4 Trochus Court Shoal Point
Hashers: 25
The scenic peninsula upon which Shoal Point is situated provided the backdrop for what is probably the most northerly reach of the Hash run range.
The typically eager bunch of twenty or so aspirants gathered, eager to pit their rogaining skills against a masterful Golly who delights in seamlessly blending suburbia with the marine environment.
Golly issued some incoherent instructions to himself (as no-one was listening), before sending off the hapless throng into the darkness, with only partial expectation that all would return.
A false trail onto the eastern beach spilt the group. However, one way or another, most appeared to have navigated at least a portion of the set run.
Back in the circle, down-downs were given for a couple of visiting runners whose names escape me, but from memory, one was to do with copulating near water.
Two Moons made a triumphant return from a near-death episode and sought to share his moving experience with the group, but in true Hash belligerence, was told to fuck-off and got a down-down for his efforts.
Participants sang themselves hoarse with two successive Hash Birthdays to Tounger and Lady Teflon.
One of our visiting runners, whose name escapes me, drew Delicious’s raffle in favour of Two Moons – I guess it was some consolation for no-one giving a stuff about his well-being.
Raggedy then lifted the lids on an impressive range of crock-pots filled with pulled chicken and pumpkin soup.
After we had our fill and flogged a few cans of grog from the esky, we all pissed-off home.
On On
Smut
