Run Date: 31st August 2020
Run No #2078
Hare: Smut
Venue: Muller Park Ooralea
Hashers: 23
A bright orange sunset behind the chimney smoke of the mill and the silver moon coming up behind us as we headed to Muller Park along Archibald street. We all gathered by 6pm and we were off on time. 69 Degrees would be proud of us.
Smut said it was set on lime and chalk but no piss stop. Its hard to get all of us to do the full trail set. Hitting the Peak Downs highway Pensioner turned back his knee was telling him so I tried to catch up to Screw who was leading the pack. Turning into Marlborough Avenue Plan lands the arrows pointed across the road with a slight bend in them which confused the front runners. It could go either way I thought. Catching Screw up he said he couldn’t find any more marks, so I checked back to find Daffodil and Golly checking and Piccolo and Raggedy Anne at the arrows. Bargoose found the marks heading towards the Uni so we followed on to Boundary Road. The trail went right but only I followed. I kept checking for torch lights to follow me but no they headed home. I was on my pat ma lone.
Following the footpath skirting the Uni I seen others following the foot path into one of the Uni buildings no not Hashers. Feeling a little lonely I kept going following the clearly marked trail through the streets footpaths back to Woolies and home. Everyone back except me. Peanuts, Dips and Jatz biscuits to go with your beer or cider while Smut stirred and tasted his sausage stew to see if it was hot enough and not burning on his butane stove. He was organised with many spare cartridges. All were catching up as Streaker was updating the run list. Tarzan called the circle and Smut was charged for his run and then called for jokes, charges or stories or limericks. Zorro told his joke which was directed at female problems and males missing out. Delicious got through her joke about a horse and a chicken. The punch line was you didn’t need a BMW to pull the chicks. Tonguer told an oldie and then Screw, Tarzan and F?king like water recited a few limericks. Delicious got a down down for putting coin into the bin instead of bottle tops. Streaker dobbed Half a Boat in for going to the wrong park but got to the start on time so both took a down down. Hash song sung Streaker tried to charge Pensioner to get singing lessons. Hash nosh was a Sausage and rice stew with heaps of veggies and fresh bread and butter. Very tastie. Thank You Smut. Another good night had by all.
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