Run Date: 7th September 2020
Run No #2079
Hare: McFanny
Venue: Wee hoose, 13 Grasstrail Street, Andergrove
Hashers: 20
20 enthusiastic hashers were tested to the extreme just to find a car park anywhere near the
Wee Hoose owned by McFanny. Most had already completed a mini marathon prior to setting
off on the arduous trail. Except perhaps for Paw Paw and Fork, who only made it across the road
for a beer or two, with Flaps making it around the block. From all accounts, no-one owned up to
completing the entire run, and resulted in the rendition of “S. H. I. T. T. Y. TRAIL”…….
Home-made potato wedges with cheese, bacon and onion dip was produced for Nibbles and a
welcoming fire was lit on everyone’s return. Acting Hash Cash collected the money, because
Pensioner was laying down with Mango somewhere and could not make it!!! Then she was
thanked for her efforts by McTavish (wee dog from wee hoose) in his own way for assuming an
intruder, the bleeding only lasted a while.
Circle was called by our honourable Monk Tarzan, who wanted to know what everyone was doing
in 1979, well not many Hashers can remember what they did last week, never mind last century…
He mumbled something about Smashing Pumpkins, then seemed to lose his train of thought.
McFanny refused to skull her very nice Sav Blanc’ as the Hare, even though it was reduced from
$20.00 to $10.00 a bottle. But then came up with a Pin for Hash Whip that said So,
Tar Boy revelled in the fact he could sing his favourite song again this week “Here’s to Sister Delicious”.
Knicker was charged for someone being lost, Knot head who arrived on a strange object called a
one wheel Hoverboard (I won’t be asking for a lift home) was charged for smoking in the circle,
and wearing a man bun, that was not as impressive as Top Knot’s. Then he had to tell a Dad Joke
about having to shoot a cat 8 times (The circle groaned). Flaps had a story, about a closed casket
for Donald Trump, Zorro was dry – not a single joke and Golly was charged by Raggedy Anne for
letting of wind. Mackay Hash Song was sung without the usual disruption (you know who you
are) and Streaker commented how nice for a change, then circle closed.
Then the pièce de résistance of hash meals continued, with the serving of Chicken, Bacon and
Sweet Corn Chowder with Garlic Bread, followed by Bread & Butter Pudding with walnuts and
cinnamon, accompanied with home-made custard and cream. It must have been good, as
Baagoose was on his way out when he realised there was desert and did an about face, and then
fronted up for two helpings. Wheelie Bin was also chowing down on the food, he was very
impatient waiting for it to cool down, keeping Top Knot busy with the spoon.
I hope you all enjoyed the marvellous McFanny feast, as next week I reckon you will be back to
standard Hash Nash, I cannot compete with that mastery of cooking.
Best to bring an umbrella, as you all know what usually happens at my runs.
Please also bring some extra cash next week for tickets in the $50.00 Seafood Voucher from
Debbie’s Seafood, $2 a ticket of 3 for $5, all money raised goes back to the club.
On On
Delicious
