Run Date: 11.01.21
Run No: 2098
Hare: Screw & Fork
Venue: 80A Maple Dr, Andergrove
Hashers: 17
Seventeen hardy individuals braved the inclement weather conditions and ventured out to soak up the hospitality offered by hares Fork and Screw.
Immediately prior to the commencement of the run, Fork slipped into trance, assumed the lotus position before channelling Tloloc, the Aztec God of rain and storms and sought a reprieve from the persistent drizzle – and it worked!!
Screw did a bit of a Trump impersonation and boldly stated that he had set a run using the traditional methods of flour and chalk, but was thwarted by the weather conditions – these claims were soon found to be baseless and unsubstantiated.
The bulk of the gathered throng enjoyed a dawdle around the streets, soaking up the architectural diversity afforded by the in-demand suburb of Andergrove.
Upon return, Fork presented a range of gourmet cheeses and dips to tempt the highly cultured taste buds of the Hash elite – some were witnessed shoving three cheeses and four crackers into their mouths at once.
A lively bout of frivolous banter was broken by the calling of the circle. After a pretty slow and listless start, the GM’s upcoming car rally announcement prompted a spirited rebuttal by Raggedy Anne following Golly’s less than complimentary assessment of Raggedy’s navigational capabilities – Golly ultimately lost out and took a down-down for his out-dated sexist slur.
The whole show went downhill from then on, and culminated with Knothead doing a Yahoo Serious impersonation as a prop for one of his jokes – he even made us laugh!!
To close the circle out, JCF led us into a rousing rendition of the Club Song with Pensioner providing complimentary harmonies in the background.
The Nigella Lawson of Maple Drive then presented appetizing fried chicken pieces complimented by green toss and potato salads, followed by a tasty sweet cholate treat.
The call from Hash Piss for last drinks triggered the fastest moves witnessed all evening, with mad dashes to the esky to secure a close-out beverage.
On On Smut
