Run Date: 15/03/21
Run No: 2107
Hare: Lassie
Venue: 8 Hague St, East Mackay
Up the driveway turn left follow the arrows, which were petite. There was SCB run announced – did anyone go on that? Flaps and Pensch followed their own trail.
Little did we know that we were in for a marathon, once on the Trail there was no going back. You were on it for the long haul. The piss stop was a welcome site. Mixture of ginger beer, stones ginger wine, couple of beers. Couple of Hashers 2 lazy bastards hopped in Lassies car for a ride back.
Lassie said its simple to get back. Turn left and go up to the end and turn right into Shakespeare, and that’s where it all went wrong for us 6 hashers. Snot and his harem wandered around East Mackay looking for the direction from the stars rather than navigating from Snot’s Google maps. All Piccolo was worried about on the run was missing out the nibbles. Shantelle (virgin runner) came to the rescue and guided us home arriving back at 7.30pm. Circle called immediately, didn’t have time to sit down so we sat in the circle – legs aching and ready for a drink.
Monk did his normal bullshit chatter. Hare was charged, she should have been shot instead! Bang Bang! For giving such incomplete directions. Biggest charge of the night was Nicka who went out to water the plants and feed the cat at Bucasia & Piccolo for going along for the ride.
Shantelle given a charge for Virgin Runner. Snot gave a charge to me for not listening to him and using Google Maps, but I pulled up the rest of the crew along with Snot and we all had a charge together.
Lassie brought out the feast for the army. Steakettes plenty of them along with sausages, pasta salads, onions hit the spot for a Monday night after a mammoth walk. But wait, there was more, ice-cream with wafers. I thought I was 10 yrs old again.
Picked our chairs up, said our goodbyes, until we meet again next Monday night at mine!
On On
Streaker (typed by my personal Sexretary Teflon)
