Run Date: 08/11/2020
Run No #2142
Hare: Zorro
Venue: Zorro’s shed,70 Satellite Crescent, Harbour
Hashers: 19
Hash report for Zero run.
Every one started arriving at Mackay Fencing at the normal time apart from PRICK. Who thought to go early just in case he forgot where to go. Come 6-00pm we were all19 hashers moved out onto road by Lassie with her new Horn. We were given instructions
On run markings nothing about needing cane knifes to cut our own trail. Off we set
Cross road to boundary fence left along fence this is where we became the WHERE
THE FUCK ARE WE HASH> Allot of I am not going there F**c ZERO. Some headed up hill to road most
Just stood there cursing ZERO Daffodil cut his way through with his teeth and found a mark on
The other side Lassie with her new horn guided the rest through. Rest of run was all up hill to look out
To piss stop TOPNOT & Wheelie also made it Back down hill TOPNOT had to take his double pluggers off
As he was walking out off them.
Back home we were served crackers and dips Hold ON TAR BOY Missing. Zero always seems to loose
One last time it was BARGOOSE. TARBOY found his way back all ended well.
Circle called history lesson began which PRICK got top of class uni was not wasted. Down downs were
Handed out charges and jokes. ZERO Was given one for being a tight ass boss for not given his workers
The required training where to park UTES Not under Excavators .
Hash nosh was served up BIGGGG SPUDS.and other stuff to go with them A box off what to take when
Not to take a present was quickly consumed.
WE drank more beer than slowly all wandered home to take the fucking burrs out off our socks.
Good run and another good night.
See you at the Shoal point park.
GOLLY ON_ON.
