As usual the rabble that is Mackay Hash was late being called to order after McFanny gave Zorro a sound nagging to get his shit together and get the run going as we had much to do on AGPU night. Some smart bastard was muttering McFanny should be renamed 68 and a half degrees.
Off the majority trotted but some blatant short cutting bastards were brazen enough to just sit on their arses and not even bother starting. We meandered for while somewhere around town, over near George Street and then through some grass with soggy conditions underfoot, trust Zorro to find a big damp patch for us, gee thanks!
Back to the bowls club for free piss and nosh, BBQ supper and plenty of it.
Circle called and the usual bad jokes ensued, welcome back Knothead! Pants turned up with stolen contraband a carton of gold and McFanny’s long lost pubic wig. It had been given a dose of herpes which was somehow connected to Knothead he can explain it I’m not even gonna try.
A few returning runners from Moranbah and Rockie, all were very welcome to join the rabble. Pensioner then entertained the crown with a rousing rhyming tale about Hot Rocks mother, jeez no wonder that boy has issues when you hear about his family. Smegma was in booming voice as usual and heckled the committee old and new.
New committee was chosen and are as follows:
| Grand Master | Zorro |
| Monk | Pensioner |
| Monkee | Radish |
| Hash Cash | Golden Showers |
| Trail Master | Golly |
| On Sec | Teflon |
| Hash Piss | Viagra |
| Haberdashery | Delicious |
| Choir Master | Tarzan |
| Hash Horn | Cummalot |
Thanks to the old committee for their hard work and perseverance. To the new committee welcome and good luck for the coming year.
Prizes awarded were as follows:
o Scary Snake Run – Corgi
o Pyromaniac of the year – Oui, Oui for Pea Beau’s 60th pyre.
o Worst Nosh – Prick (who else could it be and sausages as usual)
o Hooker – best location, Sarina
o Dummy Spit – Nicka @ Yeppoon
o Best run – Rosella Blurry and Hot Rocks – out in the wilds without a paddle
o Best Nosh – Radar & Klinger Spring Rolls
o Shittiest weather – Delicious
o Most runs – Daffodil 47 this year.
o Dirty Old Man award went to Radish for sleeping with four women that wasn’t his wife all in the same weekend at Yeppoon. I know it was a Valentines run but that is stretching it a bit far……
Hash Piss behind the bar was running low and a few shuffled off quoting “it’s a school night” fucking poor excuses for hashers where’s yer backbone gone?
The rest then skipped off home full of Hash piss!
On On
McFanny
