Run Date: 04/05/2015
Hare: Raggedy Ann Run set by Golly
Venue: 4 Trochus Court Shoal Point (THE DARK SIDE)
Hashers: 20
20 Superbly fit athletes ventured all the way out to Shoal Point, to challenge themselves against the elements, for run # 1801.
The instructions were given….. “Run set on chalk and surveyors tape, and ON ON down to the corner, and turn left”, so off we scampered. It was here that I noticed Delicious had gone all out for this event, and had her very special runners on…….black rubber thongs, now that’s getting serious.
Well Hot Rocks, being as keen as he is, decided left was right, and off he went. The HARE called him back, but Hottie had the scent of chalk in his nostrils, and there was no coming back, hence Hottie did the whole run back to front. (Ed. Thought this would have justified a down down?)
The rest of the pack (minus SMEGMA, who opted to do his own shorter version) wandered off around the streets of Shoal Point, eventually going to the top of the only hill in Shoal Point, to gaze romantically at the Moon. ON we scampered down the left side of the hill, along to the shore front where GOLLIE had organized a piss stop….no beers, just the Shoal Point public toilets.
The Hare had said no sand, but like politicians, he told fibs, so on to the beach and soft sand, heading for Reliance Creek. Moans and groans were coming loud and clear from the pack, and at one stage I heard Golden Shower call out requesting me to carry her across the water……fat chance.
Eventually we made it back up on the hard stand, and came out on to Hodgers Drive, and back on to Shoal Point road. Here the trail went back down the road towards Bucasia, however the pack had had enough, and went straight back to Gollies Ford Café.
What a fine effort the walkers put in, to come in just after the runner (single) Hot Rocks. Well done.We attacked the esky like starving dogs, and parked our butts and tired legs on one of the many chairs provided.
Raggedy then produced an abundance of mini pies, chicken and beef, that must have taken Golly and Raggedy hours to make. They should go in to business because they just looked like factory made ones.
The circle was quickly brought to order, with the Monk starting proceedings with a broadside of jokes to get the show under way. Gollie was given a down down for setting the run, Golden Shower one also for a returning hasher, and a hasshy birthday for the 1st May. A charge was made to Smegma for getting the wrong tide chart for the tragic fishing trip, however he explained that that was the trip before and resisted. Viagra was guilty of something, can’t remember what, as I was talking at the time, and whatever else happened I missed.
Jokes were a plenty, with Blurries voted the funniest, however Cummalot and her Confucius story was a classic. Tounger surprised the pack with telling a very funny joke, straight from his memory with no support notes, to finish off the circle. The Mackay Hash song was then sung with gusto.
A very tasty mild curry and rice was served, and plenty of it. The pack fed till full, and settled into aimless conversation. Gollie warmed his ass by the unlit fire, and the pack started to break off and head home.
Another successful run over the Dark Side.
Next week’s run is at Knothead’s home
BLURRY
