Run Date: 11/05/15 – #1802
Hare: Knothead
Venue: 10 The Barons Drive, Andergrove
Hashers: 28
Hi Hashers
Well Knothead, what a damn fine evening. Twenty three regular Hashers, three returning/visiting Hashers, and two Hash Virgins. You certainly know how to pull a crowd.
The On On was called to the right, marked in chalk apparently!!! Almost a full on riot at the start, as no sign of the Hash Piss Truck??? WTF
Mixed reviews for the run from the circle later, but of course I wouldn’t know as I was in charge of the keys to the Piss Stop vehicle parked at Jaycee Park (Yes, I walked there). HHHmmmm Stones Green Ginger and unknown mixer (secret ingredient I was told) not bad though. For those who actually made it to the piss stop and didn’t claim they were lost and hit the On Home button early, for fear of missing out on something.
Circle was called, Down Down for the Hare, Jokes from every direction, Pensioner, Zorro, Two Moons, Tonguer, Hot Rocks and others and charges galore.
Snot for impersonating Golly with his pension card to get $5 off entry to the motor show
Tonguer for reciting two jokes without the help of cue cards
Cummalott for totalling stuffing up a joke, I think the Vodka had already kicked in
Two Moons – visiting runner; Tubby 2 Dicks – Returning runner, who hasn’t hashed for over 20 years; Hooker – long time no see, glad you made you way back; Robyn & Camille – Hash Virgins – hope to see you both again. Hash Song, circle closed.
Our illustrious Hare thinks cleaning his BBQ with petrol is a good idea, even with the gas bottle turned off, we were definitely going to have char grilled burgers with the paper still on them, much to Natalie’s horror, and fear of losing part of the back patio in flames. The out of control fire in the BBQ was a highlight of the evening (pictures attached) However, luckily there was still enough non burnt burgers and sausages to go around. You might want to consider sticking with the original fire, nicely placed out of the way in the back yard next time, and not get too carried away.
As we all milled about the fire consuming alcohol and generally talking dribble, hash quiet was called for an additional joke. The “Carruthers Joke” what can I say about this….. Two Moons was in his finest hour, and it took about that long to tell the joke! On his knees crawling in stealth mode, the dramatisation, the unfamiliar voices of the characters, and calling for assistance to aid in the tale. All I can tell you is it was something about a Bam Bam that ended with two fingers up a Bengal Tigers Arse! Oh, the theatrics of it all………
While we were all still shaking our heads in disbelief at what we had just witnessed, Viagra called last drinks, and we all headed home wondering what the hell was that about?
Never the less, it was an interesting end to a great night. Until, next week.
On On
Delicious (On behalf of the illiterate Tonguer)
