Run Report 1803

Run Date: 18/05/15 – #1803
Hare: Tonguer
Venue: 12 Hill End Road, Glenella
Hashers: 27

Hi Hashers

It’s amazing what a bit of rain can do to people? A couple of drops around 5.00pm scared quite a few pretend hashers from turning up at Tonguer’s abode, for what we all know is going to be a good meal disguised as a run.

About 27 hashers thumbed their noses at the elements and gathered at “Man Land “ to hear the Hares instructions, which the runnners completely ignored when they set off in the dark.  A couple of checks here and there, but really why bother, it’s a permanent trail clearly marked in orange fluro marker paint.  The runners like WHP and Sweet Meat thought they were heading for ‘Farview Tavern ‘ only to be called back to the pack. A nice stroll through Glenfields and passed the scribes old house that backs onto Jane creek, that wasn’t water proof back in 2008.   Along a very dark trail on the banks of Jane creek which was a tad spooky, given the tele movie on channel  7 on Sunday night!!! (Ivan who….)

Another couple of checks and then around the bottom of Magpies sports fields when we encountered headlights bobbing up and down coming back, being the well trained athletes bring up the rear.  Popeye said it must be the other walkers, but then around the corner came the front runners saying it’s a “false trail “  Which was answered by there wasn’t a check! WHP said it’s a false trial “white paint with a X thru it.  Clearly all 3 hadn’t listened to a word from the hare at the start? And one has to ask how they got there if they were following trail on white marks.

Anyway, all sorted with the Hare calling on on and around the back of the footy field back into street light territory when we come across ‘Shocker’ hanging around Glenella kindergarden, I was concerned for his state of mind so I asked if he was ok?  He mumbled some dribble.  We all knew that the piss stop was going to be Magpies, so we headed there for a refreshing ale only to find Smegma and Radish already perched up on the granny couch.  Hashers filled the front bar for 2 quick beers, then the on home was called.

We all sat around man land and talked shit until the circle was called . Down Downs to Hot Rocks, Sweet Meat ,WHP for whatever reason and then heaps of Irish jokes.  Sang the club song and then waited with drool coming out of the corners of our mouths for Tonguer and Wendy’s famous homemade wood fired pizzas.  Which lasted only long enough to touch the table top before being swamped by the hungry mob.  I estimate about 35 pizzas in all,  I think Tonguer is going for best nosh again.

A couple more drinks and then there was only Hahn Light left, so we packed up and pissed off, and not one bit of rain you pussy cats.

Next week’s run will be from Mackay Fencing yard, 70 Satellite Crescent at the Harbour, and don’t expect a culinary delight.  I am too busy working to pay for all you pensioners that have half price meals at the Grove.

On On
Zorro

 

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