Run Date: 17th August 2015
Run No #1816
Hare: Prick
Venue: BBQ area on Gooseponds back of the North Mackay Bowls Club
Hashers: 26
It was a clear afternoon as the bunch of finely tuned athletes gathered on the fore shores of the goose ponds. At approximately 6.10 Tounger arrived along with Corgi and Daffodil so it was time to get a start to this marathon of mud, sweat and beers. (1 out of 3 isn’t bad).
The much beloved hare mumbled something about chalk toilet paper and flour and as is always the case 98% could not give a shit “I just follow the bum of the one in front and daydream along” wondering how far I have to torture this clapped out body of mine before I get into the beer.
It a breathtaking pace off we went east then over the Glenpark bridge then up the hill past the Anglican church it was at this point the writer saw Cummalot disappearing over the rail overpass. Actually that was the last anyone saw of Cummalot for a considerable time she was lost in the long grass for a considerable time, I guess we will have to accept her word for this as no one can co-oberate this version of the facts, I never noticed any grass on the aforesaid alleged lost runner.
NOW, this is where the heresay comes in as many people who weren’t hashers found a hole in a fence and entered what may have been private property which it is alleged that a fine up to $3000 could be imposed. So in order to protect the innocent, a person who was not who hasn’t paid said “ a train” which for the purpose of this exercise will be called the 6.24 was observed. Other reports were tendered for us to consider that it was the 6.35 but as this is only hearsay one will never know. Trains apparently don’t slow down for corners; wind coming off trains is very strong. The pack can move very quickly when frightened. Never the less Hashers miraculously appeared in Norris Road. For those who didn’t follow the trail it went up heartbrake hill where an on home was encountered.
An alternative route was led by the incredible Flaps around the GoosePonds
TTTwo Ssstroke noticed a neighbour burning off so went home to close the house and returned not on the foot Falcon but in the Ford Falcon
Smega (returning Runner) led yet another pack in the direction of the North Mackay Bowling Club bar.
We all eventually gathered at the BBQ shelter to a sumptuous feast of Nibbles, Potatoes and Corned Beef on Very fresh buns.
The circle was called by the RA, Pensioner, Prick had an extended binge drinking session, Tounger learnt it’s not smart to stand behind a drinking Price. Then started the Birthday Down Downs
- Tounger for becoming a pensioner
- Glove Box for giving the big 50 a fright
- Tarzan, apparently we have no record of his age but he was mentioned in the dead sea scrolls and rumours are that he has a birth certificate on a parchment scroll
Snot for not dressing a new runner, Next week I will attend to this matter personally.
Jokes from Pensioner, Hotrocks, Golly and here is the one Viagra couldn’t remember
Chinese have just unveiled a new state of the art Zoo in Beijing. It covers many acres, has thousands of animals but only dogs, there is every breed of dog known to mankind……..Apparently it is a shitzoo.
We welcomed 2 new runners, Tamara who told us her life history and Michelle whose autobiography went on and on, way too much information. Interestingly tho when you first join hash you don’t have a live therefore any history…. Just watch what you do from now on cause we are watching and what happens beats you to the next run and you may become an alcoholic. We sang the song, closed the circle Tidied up, drank froze our tits off and then I got tired and went home to mummy.
On On
Snot
