Run Date: 19th October 2015
Run No #1826
Hares:Teflon
Venue: 37 Mango Ave Eimeo
Hashers: 27
Typical monday night on the dark side of town if it’s not people getting stabbed it’s the roadworks holding up the evenings entertainment must have been bad as no trail was set but yes here on the dark side or (south proserpine) if you prefer. We arrived late due to the aforementioned but luck was with us the run had not started, off we went runners, walkers, fat,skinny, short, tall, mentally challenged (most dark siders) with no trail set looking to find the dark side tavern after wandering the streets we finally came upon the tavern. A few cold beers, some pizza bread and we were ready for off on the tavern bus.
Harriets first was heard but Hot Rocks said Harriers first as the free beer at the tavern had run out and the hash piss was free at the on on so the gentlemen that we are we took the first bus leaving the harriets to wait for the second bus. We waited for the harriets to arrive before The monk called the assembled to order and started to dispense justice to those who had fucked up on the away run most notably returning kennel’s clothes frozen in ice which he sat on to take his punishment.
Happy Birthday Raggedy Ann
Raggedy Ann was celebrating her birthday that night. She took a down down of ‘tun’ & actually liked it! Snot was then charged and found guilty of going to Golly’s for the run ‘what did i say about mental disorders on the dark side’. Radish for his swan dive off the bus on friday night but he did save the pizza, Smegma was once again unfairly charged for some trumped up reason the monk once again put his life in danger charging Mango for having a birthday age not disclosed, some pretty feeble jokes some other charges cant remember them bring back Pea bea so we can get some decent jokes. The hash song was sung if you can call that singing.
The Motley Crew gathered for Kennel’s ceremony
Nosh was served leftovers from the weekend eggs bacon etc etc average nosh, more beers leftovers heavy beer from the weekend.
Congratulations must go to Zorro (the second best gm we have ever had behind Knothead) for leading his committee to a great away weekend they have done such a great job we should vote the same committee in again for another year.
See you all at next weeks run at 306 Homebush road
On On Smegma
