Run Date: 2nd November
Run No #1828
Hares:Smegma & Hotrocks under Blurry’s banner
Venue: Mackay Bowls Club Nebo Road
Hashers: 34
34 enthusiastic Hashers turned up for the AGPU to take over the world.
Can’t comment on the actual walk as I didn’t participate, but some were back in 15 mins and some took up to 1 & ½ hours and some were in between, so fair to say there was some short cutting and some that went all the way.
Melbourne Cup sweep had been set up along with orders for ‘Mackay Hash Polo Shirts”, sale of Stubbie Coolers and of course Hash Cash.
The meal was ready so off into the other room to scoff the well prepared food.
Circle was called.
Charges for Non participating Hashers for the walk/run. Teflon, Tubby 2 Dicks & Glove Box, Showus, & Skipper. Glove Box for skulling a straight rum? In her haste, she forgot to add the coke!!!
Lots of charges and reversing. Pants presented a decorated chair that Zorro had left/or had it been taken at a Sunny Coast run that she was returning to the rightful owner, only she had put her flowery touch on it.
Award for Screw for achieving 800 runs, presented with a torch.
Awards were presented which are below:-
| 2015 AGPU AWARDS – MACKAY HASH HOUSE HARRIERS | |||
| No | Award | Recipient | Reason |
| 1 | Most Runs Award | Knicker Licker | With 51 Runs |
| 2 | Most Dangerous Run | Prick | Down a Railway Track with a Sugar Train coming |
| 3 | Best Hash Nosh | Flaps | For his sumptuous feast |
| 4 | Pyromaniac of the year | Oui Oui | Aussie Day Flare-Up |
| 5 | Scam of the year Run-Joint Award | Smegma | The BOB ” (Bushel of Bullshit) |
| 6 | Scam of the year Run-Joint Award | Hot Rocks | Judas Hare |
| 7 | Worst Location Run | Snot | East Point in the sand with 35 Knot winds |
| 8 | Wettest Run | Delicious | Melbourne Cup Eve Run in the middle of a storm |
| 9 | Best Hash Trash Report | Blurry | Hash Trash Run #1827 (Smegma & Hot Rocks Run) |
| 10 | Worst Hash Nosh | Prick | Chicken Stew – Mostly Bones |
| 11 | Best Location Run-Joint Award | Cummalott | Dumbleton Weir, amongst the crocs |
| 12 | Best Location Run-Joint Award | Drip Tray | Dumbleton Weir, amongst the crocs |
| 13 | Shortest Run Award | Show Us | Farleigh Tavern, SCB’s went around the block back to the pub |
| 14 | Worst Marked Run | Zorro | Harbour….Live Hare who pissed off into the distance |
| 15 | Longest Run Award | Streaker | Who used Hot Rocks to set a marathon on the Blue Water Trail |
| * | ‘Dirty Old Man’ Perpetual Trophy | Zorro | For his penchant for the Map of Tassie, as found on visiting Tasmanian harriettes…no names to protect the innocent….. |
| * | Appreciation Trophy | Mackay Bowling Club | Awarded for hosting our AGPU for the last 6 years |
Nominations were called starting from Hash Horn and working up to GM.
Below is a list of the new committee.
| Grand Master | Zorro |
| Monk | Pensioner |
| Monkee | Flaps |
| Hash Cash | Mango |
| Trail Master | Viagra |
| On Sec | Teflon |
| Hash Piss | WHP with willing helpers |
| Haberdashery | Delicious |
| Hash Horn | Cummalott |
2nd Run Report from Snot 2015 AGPU
Held at the Mackay Bowling Club and a popular venue it is, and why not with beers only 4.20 a schooner what more can you ask for. 34 souls turned up for the free piss and were not disappointed.
The run, the pseudo GM lacked the intestinal fortitude to get the run away on time so we ended up making him do the job again. Serves the prick right! By the time the hare returned all but 3 souls had given up on the run so they just meandered around and came back for the grog. New hare Viagra please note, AGPU and Xmas Run are set around the block so as to encourage binge drinking and shall not exceed 1km and shall have a minimum of 1 piss stop. To this end the R A of full moon H3 Aspro set an admirable length run around the bowling green 3 piss stops, Actually more people went on this run than the one set by who knows or really gives a shit.
Our stand in GM Delicious announced at 6.30 the free piss was on. Then the standin Hash Cash Delicious, put $600 across the bar for us to drink. At 7.30 someone asked the standin Trailmaster , Delicious, where the fuk are the missing 3 clowns who did the run, this fell upon deaf ears cause no one cared.
The circle was not performed by the standin Monk, Delicious, instead Pensioner n Raddish got the show on the road blah, blah, blah ensued. Then we held the democratic elections im not sure of the outcome but someone told me that Delicious got the lot and thats a good thing because i noticed the psuedo GM talking to her until i gave him a …………….., problem solved. FFS just let her get on and do the job like last year!
Not much else happened that i remember which is probably a good thing. The angel of Slade Point drove some of us home including The BOB and left Judas Hare to fend for himself.
Next Weeks Run is at 65 Amhurst Street, Slade point Hares Snot and AWOL aka Michelle (not her real name cause she hasnt got one.)
Till next week On On
Snot
